Despite what you think, it's tough being a Khloe Kardashian. Kim is known as the pretty sister with almost as many divorces as serial marrier, Jennifer Lopez, and Kourtney is the motherly business-minded one. So, I often feel for the often forgotten and ridiculed Kardashian. For Christmas, I would like to give her a radio show. I think Khloe, who is hilariously foul-mouthed and surprisingly grounded, can be entertaining on-air as we briefly saw in "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami." With her relocating to Dallas in light of hubby Lamar Odom's trade to the Dallas Mavericks, this could be the perfect way for Khloe to grab her fifteen minutes without that pesky sextape.