Yes, she's real. Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova, aka "Eastern Bloc Barbie," took some time out of her busy schedule of maintaining her look as a living version of the Mattel doll for an interview with GQ magazine's Michael Idov, who traveled to her native country and learned that she's little more than a "racist space alien."
Lukyanova, who claims to only have had breast implants, says that natural beauty is a thing of the past -- and it's all because of interracial and mixed ethnicity couples.
"Everyone wants a slim figure," she says. "Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It's global now."
But those things no longer come naturally thanks to "degeneration."
"For example, a Russian marries an Armenian, they have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose," Valeria explains, proving that she's got about as much between her ears as a real Barbie doll.
"She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that," she adds.
"Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.
"I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type-perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."