Oprah's been having a great season so far. She's interviewed Whitney Houston on the Bobby years, gone to Marcy Projects with Hova, and uncovered Mackenzie Phillips' controversial past with her father. O's definitely on a roll, but we'd like to see these celebs as guests on her show:



A man who drinks codeine instead of water and eats candy instead of real food has got to make for an interesting conversation. He said he was a Martian, and we believe him. Also, some time in the studio with this guy must be an experience. It would be a slightly nonsensical interview, but entertaining still.