Chris Brown

Chris Breezy used to be the sexy, loveable dork that could sing and dance like nobody's business. He reached the height of adorableness with his recent appearance on Sesame Street (see here!) that was so cute it made Brangelina's new twins look like gremlins when you feed them after midnight. But then he ruined it all by showing us his true colors with last week's attack on his now ex-girlfriend Rihanna. Not cool. Let's hope he's hired a magician instead of a publicist.