We've all done it ladies! We've put the word "slutty" in front of whatever it is we've chosen to go as for Halloween. Things that aren't normally slutty will find a way to be slutty like police officers or even our favorite Disney character. And dressing up in a bra and booty shorts is a perfectly acceptable costume. This must be a guy's favorite holiday! Who needs to go to a strip club? Just go to a bar on Halloween!
The movie Mean Girls
describes it best - "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." On the night of Halloween Gretchen arrives at Karen's house dressed in a cat suit and a pair of ears while Karen is in a skimpy dress. Gretchen:
"What are you supposed to be?" [Karen points to the pair of ears on her head] Karen:
"I'm a mouse, duh!"
The possibilities are endless! Everyone owns bras and panties, slap on some sort of hat or "ears" and BOOM - you have yourself a costume! There's nothing you can't be, the possibilities are endless! Yet, the most popular costume categories for the ladies are Disney characters, celebrities, professional occupations, and animals.
- Walt Disney is probably turning over in his cryogenic freezer thinking about all of his beloved characters looking like hookers on Halloween! Shorten up the princess dresses, show some major cleavage and slap on some thigh high boots and the hot, slutty Princess comes to life! The top picks would have to be Alice in Wonderland
, Snow White
, Jasmine from Aladdin
, Ariel from The Little Mermaid
, and Cinderella
. And it doesn't just end with Disney - Rainbow Bright and Strawberry Shortcake
are also popular X-rated children's characters on Halloween. Celebrities
- We've all seen Paris Hilton
, Britney Spears
and Amy Winehouse
running around on Halloween. Basically, it's a free for all for any celebrity that usually wears next to nothing. It's almost certain that Jenna Jameson
, Christina Aguilera
and Holly, Bridget or Kendra from The Girls Next Door
will all make appearances that night. Professional occupations
- It's appropriate here to insert the word "naughty" in front of any profession. For example naughty cop, naughty nurse, naughty athlete, naughty librarian, or even naughty fire fighter. How scandalous! Hot chicks in blue lingerie and handcuffs may attempt to arrest boys throughout the night! Grrrr!
Starpulse Writer/Naughty Athlete Erin with friends Animals
- Being a slutty animal (that just sounds wrong!) has to be the easiest costume ever. All you have to do is wear any type of skimpy dress or even a bra and panties, put a tail on your butt and ears on your head - and there you have it! Cat, bunny, mouse, dog - hell, you could even be a bird!
Along with the most popular categories, there are also a few classics that are seen regularly at the bars on Halloween night. The angel/devil combo is a good team, along with the cowboy and Indian, the 1980's girls with leotards, and even the dirty pirate hooker! Happy costume hunting everyone and of course HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Story by Erin Demchak
Starpulse contributing writer