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Fist Pumping For Love – 5 Celebrity Hotties For Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

8/27/2010 12:30pm EDT

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

Last night brought us yet another Jersey Shore episode on MTV and the cast continues to keep us glued to our television sets with their antics.  What is going on with Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino’s love life?  Will he get past his run of ‘grenade’ (not so attractive girl) encounters?

We guess we’ll have to keep on tuning in to find out.  Until then, Sitch, since you can’t seem to catch a break with the girls so far while hanging in SoBe, we’ve decided to play celebrity matchmaker for you.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Two for one deal

No longer Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, if Mike has the pleasure of meeting these twin Playboy Playmates, he may want to consider making them his girl toys.  Playmates, Barbie dolls – call them what you want.  At least they’re not grenades!

Karissa and Kristina Shannon


Kristin CavallariJersey Shore meets The Hills

If Kristin is FINALLY over Brody Jenner, perhaps she can give another reality star a chance.  Like that should be totally‘The Situation.’ 

Kristin Cavallari

Ciara – The best gym partner

There is no doubt that Ciara has a rocking body and abs of steel.  She is one woman Mike should consider working out with.  Forget stepping out with Vinny for a little “GTL” (gym, tanning, laundry).  Stay home with Ciara for some “LKH” (loving, kissing, hugging).


Paris Hilton – The must date socialite

The Sitch has been milking his 15 minutes of fame like no other Jersey Shore cast member.  Add Paris Hilton to the mix and this dude is guaranteed true staying power.  Future couple nickname:  ParSit.

Paris Hilton

What do you think of these choices for ‘The Situation’?  Make a comment!

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