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Snookin For Love – 5 Celebrity Hook-Ups For Snooki

Doshka Harvey Doshka Harvey
August 17th, 2010 9:55am EDT

Nicole

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi supposedly has a new man - which was evidenced by the exuberant smooching session caught on camera while they visited the Jersey Seaside Park this past weekend. 

While you may love the juice heads Snooks, being the pint-sized cutie that you are and an independent woman making your own money, you may be well-off to consider a bit of a man upgrade by keeping some celebrity possibilities on your radar for your own benefit, of course:

Alex Rodriguez – The Celebrity Dater

Sooooo, after Alex is done dating Cameron Diaz, perhaps he can move onto Snooki.  She can attend a few Yankee games, make a scene, demand even more money from MTV for Jersey Shore, and then wisely kick Alex to the curb.  But, not before getting some nookie.

Alex Rodriguez

Reggie Bush – The Athlete

We are not saying that Snooki should have Kim Kardashian's sloppy seconds, but if she is down with the swirl, then Reggie should at least be in contention.  A juice head he is not, however, he is certainly juicy.

Reggie Bush

Michael Cera – The Nice Guy

Michael seems to have been a fan of the Jersey Shore posse at one point.  Being an all around nice guy and seemingly square, he could probably benefit from Snooks rocking his world for awhile.  And, he can whisper loads of ‘Que Cera Cera’ in her ear.

Michael Cera

Justin Bieber – The Pop Star

Okay, so she’d have to wait two more years until the 16 year-old hits eighteen to make him legally dateable, but at least Snooki (22) would be closer to his age by then, instead of those older women he’s currently crushing on (Kim Kardashian - 29, Beyonce - 28).  Hello!

Justin Bieber

Peter Andre – The British Guido

Sporting tight t-shirts, muscles popping and a head full of gel, Brit pop singer Peter Andre might be the ultimate guido juice head for Snooki.  Can’t you imagine him saying her name with his sexy accent?  That would be well posh!

Peter Andre

What do you think of these choices for Snooki?  Make a comment!

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