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Cambridge Confidential: Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Show Themselves As Less Groundbreaking & More

September 1st, 2014 9:40pm EDT
Kate Middleton
William and Kate are living a low-key, ‘normal’ life, but the more he and the Duchess refuse to cooperate with courtiers who are invested in the success of the monarchy, it is certain that soon even the courtiers will be resigning their positions en masse and leave the royal family exposed and unguarded. The courtiers are the backbone of the monarchy, determined to protect the royals, but as of late their patience has been strained to the limit and they are currently coming to a consensus that William might not be salvageable.

The idea of a normal life for the ducal couple was initially en...
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Middleton Family At War

September 1st, 2014 12:23pm EDT
Carol Middleton, Micheal Middleton
The Middleton family is at war with each other as less famous relations charge Carole of being too posh for family events at more normal Middleton households. Contrary to common belief, the Middleton family is fairly extensive and Carole is being accused of cutting her less wealthy relations out of her life as Carole flaunts her status as grandmother to the future King of England.

Despite the hype as a close family, (“thick as thieves” as a documentary described them) the Middleton family is in fact a much larger family than often portrayed, with lesser known relations who work as solicito...
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Kate Middleton Takes Cookery Course

July 16th, 2014 3:47pm EDT
Kate Middleton
Duchess Kate has been taking a cookery course, to improve her culinary skills in one of her three new kitchens. The house oriented Duchess has been working hard at a cookery course in an exclusive cooking academy and has learned how to make canapés and other interesting dishes for her husband and infant son to enjoy!

After an exhausting round of renovation with her home at Anmer Hall, including an unprecedented installation of three modernized kitchens, she has decided to spend her time learning how to cook tasty dishes for her family when William isn’t out working or overseeing the develo...
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Pippa Middleton's Boyfriend Nico Jackson Due To Move To Switzerland

July 16th, 2014 10:08am EDT
Pippa Middleton and boyfriend Nico Jackson
Nico Jackson, Pippa Middleton's financier boyfriend is due to move to Switzerland to take advantage of a promotion to work in a prominent Swiss bank! Nico works as a hedge fund manager and is eager to take up a new post in Switzerland, leaving Pippa behind in London.

This comes as a new blow to Pippa, who has never managed to become a fiancee, despite her efforts to convince the handsome hedge fund specialist to agree to marry and start a family. Handsome Nico works hard and has shown himself to be a good fiance and husband to Pippa, his work as a financier making him guaranteed to become ...
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Cambridge Confidential – Duke and Duchess Struggling for Normal Life, but Alienating Subjects

June 8th, 2014 12:30pm EDT
Prince William
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have all but alienated their subjects with their determination to live as ‘normally’ as possible and keep exploring new ideas and taking ‘transitional years’ and has caused their subjects to become horribly alienated from them. Each time the ducal couple makes a series of appearances, it is only overseas and it has left charities and businesses seeking promotion and fundraising, the dearth of assistance has been having a negative result. It’s no secret that Prince William has an antipathy of press, but his dismissal of his British subjects has made a lot of...
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Cambridge Confidential – Duke and Duchess Beginning Undirected Deterioration As Public Opinion Turns Against Them

June 1st, 2014 4:59pm EDT
Kate Middleton
Few people back in 2011 could have realized just how bad public opinion would turn against the Duke and Duchess. After a wonderful wedding with just friends and family (many family members being also public figures, such as various Arab royalty and Grand Duke Henri of Luxembourg) with Prince Harry as his best man, Prince William looked ready and willing to embark on a full public life, after a brief spell in Anglesey and the Falklands. Instead the ducal couple was whisked to Canada (after a two week honeymoon sojourn in the Seychelles and an appearance at Buckingham Palace to meet the Presi...
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Harry’s Heart: Speculation Runs Rampant Over Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelor’s Future Romances

June 1st, 2014 10:08am EDT
Prince Harry
Prince Harry’s return to the list as Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelor and top of various lists of eligible single men, royal gossip boards are on fire with speculation over whether Harry should return to his old habits of hedonism, bedding a bevy of lovelies who will end up writing articles or speaking to tabloid writers about their experiences with Harry or whether Harry will settle into yet another long term relationship.

Right now insiders see the prince at a crossroads; on one had if he returns to his hedonism he might end up with a dearth of eligible ladies left, much like his father....
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Royal Rumors – Palace Worried Duchess Might Become Known As 'Duchess Of Flashbridge' And More

May 31st, 2014 12:00pm EDT
Royal Rumors – Palace Worried Duchess Might Become Known As 'Duc
The courtiers of Buckingham Palace are up in arms over the recent endless headlines highlighting the series of endless wardrobe gaffes that the Duchess of Cambridge has indulged in and as Prince Harry’s 30th birthday draws near, news that the Prince will be returning to Las Vegas to celebrate has caused many a courtier to worry about whether or not the Prince will be embroiled in fresh scandals! Questions are quietly being raised as to whether or not the Duchess can realistically continue royal life if she continues to fail to make appearances without the expectation that people will see a ...
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Cressida Returns to Ordinary Socialite Life

May 30th, 2014 4:54pm EDT
Cressida Bonas
Cressida Bonas, former serious girlfriend and contender for role as consort of Prince Harry has returned to a life of privilege and pleasant irresponsibility. She as moved into the acting career she put on hold for Harry and is now part of a production that will be going into performances in a matter of weeks.

The pretty blonde darling of high society enjoyed her position as contender for the role of Prince Harry's wife, but is now in a role that will likely luanch the elfin beauty into a successful career as an actress. She is a graduate of a dance school in Leeds and her sincere interest...
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Royal Rumors – Windsors Create Perfect Firestorm Around the World

May 26th, 2014 10:17am EDT
Prince Charles
The House of Windsor is at it again! Prince Charles and the Cambridges have yet again caused a flurry of scandal and additional work for royal courtiers. Prince Charles has caused a perfect diplomatic storm when he recently compared Russian President Vladimir Putin to Adolf Hitler, due to President Putin’s recent territorial annexation of the Ukraine to Russia! Meanwhile, Duchess Kate of Cambridge has been facing trepidation over the knowledge that a photo of her bare buttocks is at the moment subject to a bidding war between private buyers! The alleged photo is of Kate’s bare bottom is fro...
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