Top 10 Worst Disney Films
Disney has produced some huge animated hits (The Lion King, Aladdin, Lady and the Tramp) and extremely popular live-action flicks (Pirates of the Caribbean, High School Musical, National Treasure). But the studio that brought us Pocahontas also subjected Mickey Mouse fans to Snow Dogs. Here's our list of the top 10 worst Disney films:10. The Haunted Mansion
If there was ever a time I wished for "The Shining" to be real, this would be it. The cast was strong, the sets were lovely, but it suffered from a lack of plot, relevance, and sense of humor. How Murphy stopped from rolling his eyes and simply storming off with his paycheck, I'll never know.
9. Around the World in 80 Days
Anyway, Jackie Chan is a thief who is hiding from the police by being Coogan's valet. Coogan/Phileas Fogg says he can travel the world in 80 days and become the Minister of Science. Then they go off together, mischief ensues, there are plenty of obstacles in their way and Chan does stunts. Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up. There are plenty of cameos in this movie in an attempt to liven it up, but if you need celebrity faces to distract from the pointlessness of the film, it's not going to help. Considering it was a box office bomb, and Disney took a new hit, hopefully they learned that lesson.
8. Home On The Range
7. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
There are singing gargoyles. One of them is Jason Alexander. I rest my case.
6. Snow Dogs
5. Atlantis: The Lost Empire
I would love to instantly enjoy a film with Leonard Nimoy and Michael J. Fox voice acting, but it was just impossible. The animation style of this film was clipped and frankly ugly, and the characters were bizarre rather than eccentrically sweet. The humor, or attempt at such, reminded me of madTV and it's strange often off-color humor. This was an attempt to move away from classical Disney by removing elements like song, cutesy animals, and heartwarming happily ever after, and for that I salute the try, but it failed miserably. There is a certain charm in Disney, a wonder and sense of hope, that was completely missing from this film. This was confusing, and if Michael J. Fox can't bring sweetness and humanity to his character Milo, there is certainly something going wrong. Overall it was just a mess of a film and an intense disappointment.
4. Treasure Planet
3. The Country Bears
This movie was based off an attraction at Disneyland. I'm not certain whether they thought this kind of move would make people more inclined to visit the park, or if they were purposely trying to drive the audience away. Go away, we don't want people to visit Disneyland anymore so we'll make horrible films starring the voice "talent" of Haley Joel Osment. Christopher Walken also stars. Anyway, the plot is that Beary, a young bear, is raised by humans. Talking bears and humans are friends in this reality, and he meets a broken-up rock band called the Country Bears. He helps them reunite, and I really can't continue because a part of my brain just died.
2. Inspector Gadget
Nooooo. Nooooooo! How could they do this! It has been nine years, and it still hurts to remember this flop version of a favorite children's television show. Inspector Gadget was a detective who became a cyborg of sorts to fight crime. With his niece Penny and their brilliant dog Brain he sought to save the world and stop evil doers like Dr. Claw. This ill conceived humorless rip-off starred Matthew Broderick as a geeky security guard who is transformed into a cyborg and goes up against Rupert Everett as his arch nemesis Claw. Michelle Trachtenberg plays Penny. The movie basically fell back upon visual effects and boring gags to try and mask the fact it had no real script. It was stupid enough that even children would find it so, and Dr. Claw is never revealed on the show for a reason. The mystery! They also created a sequel to this film with French Stewart, which should say it all.
1. All Disney Sequels
The beautiful thing about strong Disney films is that they can stand the test of time. "Peter Pan" was created in 1953, and it is just as poignant and enjoyable now as it was then. There is no need to make a new one with modern jokes, not to mention it shows a remarkable lack of creativity to keep drawing from what has already been done. Disney has a long standing history of innovative ideas, so it should stop acting like a second-rate money-grabbing corporation and get back to doing what it does best.
Story by Chelsea 'Dee' Doyle
Starpulse contributing writer
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