Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 news team once again step in front of gleaming lights to sell you on the comedy sequel. "Jesus. MacArthur. Jay-Z. The great ones always return. And when they do, one thing is for sure: their hair will be perfect," intones the narrator.
"I've got liquor breath and I want to be your friend," offers Champ (David Koechner).
"I've got a new cologne. It's called Venom... it's pretty much 100% snake venom," says Fantana (Paul Rudd).