You can't go one week without hearing a ridiculous story involving some of your favorite celebrities. Thankfully, the Starpulse Rumor Patrol is here to sort out what's real and what's fake.

Russell Crowe and Dita Von Teese Dating: Is the Aussie actor dating the burlesque dancer? Crowe split with wife Danielle Spencer in October, and Crowe has made a habit of re-tweeting Von Teese's sexy messages - and the two apparently enjoyed a couple's massage at the Four Seasons.

Verdict: False. Crowe shot down the rumors, tweeting, "@DitaVonTeese is brave, smart, sweet and elegant. She is a friend of mine. Who wouldn't want friends like that? Friends, not lovers."