Part Three: Dirty Politics
Andy’s hosting hat doesn’t fit his head, making him look like a doll with a forced accessory.The veto competition is way cleverer than the houseguests probably understand. They’re pretending to be politicians digging through the mud for votes. The show must have gotten a new competition designer because they’ve been on point this season.Judd has a random DR about eating frog legs after stabbing the frog. Why would they keep that in the show? On the live feeds, Aaryn and Kaitlin complained about rigging but there’s literally no way to rig this game because everybody can go to every section of the mud to get numbers. Just another example of complaining for the sake of complaining. Aaryn smartly doesn’t want to put her face in the mud.
Can you image the screenshots being passed around the internet if she had anything that remotely looked like blackface? Judd takes solitary confinement because he wants to keep the noms the same. Elissa takes a 20 point card to not play in the next veto. It’s a risky move but completely necessary. You can’t worry about next week if you aren’t certain about surviving the current one. Helen gets a curfew of 8 p.m. for two nights.I don’t understand why McCrae is so obsessed with pizza. He thinks about his 5k in terms of how many pizzas he can buy. Good lord, he’s a loser.
Elissa wins veto with 40 points.GM tries to act hard about Elissa not playing veto next week, as if she’s going to do anything about it. She has delusions of grandeur.Judd is going to be in 24 hour solitary confinement. He’s rightfully worried about missing a whole day’s worth of gaming. But the last time a player was in solitary, he came up with a brilliant plan to save himself. If Judd’s any sort of player, he’ll take the time to think up something great.
Part Four: Womp Womp Womp
Judd and Helen’s punishment keeps them away from the game for a night and for that they should be grateful because… It’s McCrae’s birthday and Big Brother has a birthday curse that’s basically inescapable. Amanda decides to dress up “sexy” aka like a 2 p.m. hooker.
Elissa insults her one piece bath suit and says she looks like a stripper (which was the point, I believe.) They fail to mention that Elissa is drunk off her ass. “Last year on my birthday I was at my house watching live feeds all day. This year on my birthday I’m in the feeds getting spanked in the Big Brother house.”- McCrae. That’s really endearing. Elissa keeps putting her foot in her mouth. Amanda takes most of it in stride but it starts to get more and more uncomfortable, especially once Elissa says she thinks eating whipped cream off McCrae’s body would be vomit worthy. (She’s not wrong.) Amanda is the biggest shit-talker in the house so I feel no sympathy for her when she cries. She’s called Candice a big fat cow. She’s made completely racist comments.
And worst of all, she described in detail how she would like to rape and murder Elissa. She’s a vile person and I don’t feel even a little bad for her as she cries in the bathroom. Amanda expects loyalty from Elissa because she saved her from eviction. At the beginning of the episode, she openly admitted that she only cared about the MVP, not the person. She’s a hypocrite, but hey everybody’s allowed their hypocritical moments. They hand Judd a beer immediately after getting out of solitary. I spelled beer “bear” at first which I think is a sign that the bear shirt is the real star of the show. Elissa uses the veto and the other MVP nomination is Gina Marie. When Aaryn is discussing Elissa taking herself off the block, she makes it sound like the dumbest idea ever. Kaitlin still thinks that Elissa is the MVP. She should be evicted for being that dumb. “Cock-a-roaches.”-Gina Marie