Schmit Decision. Our favorite douchebag Schmidt will have to make the the complicated decision between Elizabeth and Cece in season 3. TVLine.com reports that Elizabeth's portrayer Merritt Wever will only appear in three episodes, but don't assume that the model is the obvious choice. Also remember that Schmidt is the same man who had a re-branding party for his newly-healed penis. Will he date both women and possibly lose them both? According to TVGuide.com, it's a huge possibility. And the entire situation is further complicated by a big ole wrench named Beth (Eva Amurri), who threatens to expose the lovestruck two-timer. Just deposit your entire paycheck in the Douchebag Jar now, Schmidt.