General Discussion - Re: What are you wearing right now?
2006-04-13 19:28:09
jeans, a brown hoodie, and some awesome flip-flops ;D

General Discussion - Re: whats the funniest joke you've heard lately?
2006-04-11 18:30:24
Haha thats funny! ;D

General Discussion - Re: whats the funniest joke you've heard lately?
2006-04-10 19:16:56
I don't get it... ??? It's just saying that some guys get so drunk, an ugly girl will look pretty, but a fat girl will always look fat.

General Discussion - Re: Random things you have alway's wondered...
2006-04-07 19:28:13
these seriously boggle my mind...  ??? 1. How do u explain sight to someone who's been blind their whole life? (same with a deaf person and sound) How can they grasp the concept? its like if there were aliens out there that had a completely different sense than we do...we cant even begin to imagine what it would be because all we know is sight, sound, touch, taste, and smell. I cant fathom what another sense would be. 2. I heard from someone that there's this species of fish that cant swim or look upward, so they don't know that there's anything else out there except for water. What if we are like the fish and there's this whole other place right there that we have no idea about. Of course, we will never know because we think we can look everywhere. Those might sound confusing, i don't know. I just think its crazy to think about.

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-04-01 22:25:05
Men in Black

Celebrities - Re: Celebrity Name Game
2006-04-01 22:22:33
johnny depp!!!!! :-*

Movies - Re: Scream 4
2006-03-30 15:39:55
wow i didnt know there was gunna be a 4th one either! that just made my day! i love the scream movies!

Meeting Place - Re: Where do you live?
2006-03-28 18:30:16
lol thats like the opposite of where i live in minnesota where its cold and wet

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-28 18:25:57
sean connery

Celebrities - Re: Celebrity Name Game
2006-03-28 18:24:35
Sean Connery

General Discussion - Re: whats the funniest joke you've heard lately?
2006-03-26 20:32:34
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so GOD decided to change the admittance policy.  The new law was that, in order to get into heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day… The next day at 12.01 the first person came to the gates of heaven. The Angel at the gate remembering the new policy promptly told the man, ‘before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died.’ ‘No problem!’ said the man. ‘ I came to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was no where in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony  and started stomping on his fingers until he fell. But wouldn’t you know it, he landed in some trees that broke his fall and he didn’t die! This pissed me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside and got the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it out over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.’ The angel sat back and thought for a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. So, the angel announced, ’ok, sir. Welcome to the kingdom of heaven,’ and let him in. A few seconds later the next guy came up. The angel said. ‘Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died.’ ‘No problem,’ said the second man. ‘But your not going to believe this! I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot of pressure that day I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment and stomps on my fingers with a face like thunder. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my fall so I didn’t die straight away. As I’m lying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls 25 floors and lands on top of me killing me instantly.’ The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. ‘ I could get used to this new policy,’ he thinks to himself. ‘very well,’ the angel announces ‘welcome to the kingdom of heaven,’ and lets the man enter. A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The angel says, ‘please tell me how you died.’ the third man says ‘ok, picture this. I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator…’ sorry the last one's kinda long...but i like it!

Celebrities - Re: Celebrity Name Game
2006-03-25 00:08:06
Richard Gere

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-22 21:30:39
the terminal

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-19 18:03:25
Forest Gump

General Discussion - Re: Pancakes or waffles?
2006-03-18 23:18:59
hmm...id have to say i like french toast(i know thats not one of the options but i like it best) i make the BEST french toast...u just gotta put cinnamon and vanilla in the mix with the eggs and milk ;) then i like waffles second with butter and cinnamon and sugar...yummmm then pancakes but just plain though i cant stand syrup...its so sticky and makes everything all mushy...yuck :P

General Discussion - Re: whats the funniest joke you've heard lately?
2006-03-18 19:58:49
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.

General Discussion - Re: Greatest Fears: what are yours?
2006-03-18 19:55:28
hahaha...yes, scares me too

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-18 19:53:11
umm ok...toystory

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-18 19:47:59
Jamie Lee Curtis

Movies - Re: The Movie Chain Game
2006-03-18 19:42:31
Omar Epps

Meeting Place - Re: Dogs - love 'em or hate 'em? (the canine thread)
2006-03-17 18:34:32
awwwww..they're all just sooooo CUTE!!!!!

Celebrities - Re: Celebrity Name Game
2006-03-15 20:42:16
Penelope Cruz

Television - Re: what were your favorite tv shows growing up?
2006-03-14 17:19:38
o how could i forget about Rocko's Modern Life? that show rocked!!!!

Movies - Re: ~~The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants~~
2006-03-12 18:40:09
i thought it was a good movie, but there were a lot of differences from the book :(

Celebrities - Re: Celebrity Name Game
2006-03-12 00:03:53
richard gere ;D