NASA Dismisses End Of The World In 2012
2009-12-02 18:33:05
The world IS going to end in 2012, because I'm gonna kill all of you mother f*ckers!
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Julie Benz Photo 2009-12-01 10:02:19 Julie gives me a boner! [Report]

DVD Versus Blu-ray: Enjoying A Film At Its Best
2009-11-25 11:47:40
Agent Smith watches Disney cartoons!
LMAO
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Why We Hate Kanye West (And Why It's Wrong That We Do)
2009-11-25 11:37:56
@girly26:People who live in glass houses should not be throwing stones!
NO SOUP FOR YOU
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Lindsay Lohan Goes Topless, Simulates Nude Threesome For Photo Shoot
2009-11-25 11:15:50
NO SOUP FOR LINDSAY
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Drug Officials Seize 'Twilight'-Themed Heroin Baggies
2009-11-25 00:04:12
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner Promote 'Twilight Saga: New Moon' In Paris (Photos)
2009-11-25 00:01:16
Let's get down to brass tacks man......how much for the gorilla?
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Simon Cowell Is The Richest Man On TV
2009-11-23 23:46:13
I wanna have sex with Simon's dog!
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Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Overturns, Killing One Person
2009-11-22 18:58:35
Dammit...we almost got her!
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Jimmy Page Explains Why Led Zeppelin Won't Work In 'Guitar Hero' Or 'Rock Band'
2009-11-16 21:58:39
Led Zeppelin sucks!
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Smashing Pumpkins Star Does Not Trust Scientists Who Make Flu Vaccines
2009-11-16 00:26:56
Billy Corgan is swine!
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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Romance Confirmed!
2009-11-15 22:21:53
You people are all high!
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NASA Dismisses End Of The World In 2012
2009-11-14 15:42:32
In other words...put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye!
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Where In The World Are The 'Twilight Saga: New Moon' Stars? Madrid! (Photos)
2009-11-13 14:32:12
I am my Father's son
He's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me
NOTHING!
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Top 5 Coolest School Kids In TV & Film History
2009-11-11 18:34:00
You're a little jack-off,Don!You need to have your head kicked in you goofy little jerk!
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Britney Spears' DJ Hits Out At Aussie Press
2009-11-11 15:37:53
Shut up,Apostate!
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Rihanna Dedicates Glamour 'Woman Of The Year' Award To Mom, Grandmother
2009-11-11 08:52:44
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
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Dennis Hopper Hopes Experimental Cancer Treatment Will Help
2009-11-10 19:15:13
Let's get down to brass tacks man......how much for the ape?
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner Promote 'Twilight Saga: New Moon' In Paris (Photos)
2009-11-10 19:11:56
Let's get down to brass tacks man......how much for the ape?
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner Promote 'Twilight Saga: New Moon' In Paris (Photos)
2009-11-10 14:21:24
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
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Dennis Hopper Hopes Experimental Cancer Treatment Will Help
2009-11-09 13:49:24
See I think, drugs have some done good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us. Do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn them. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Reeeeeeeal X@@##! high on drugs.
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Britney Spears Devastated By Walk-Out Reports
2009-11-09 13:33:52
Shibby!
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Paris Hilton Fuming Over 'Vacant' Billboard
2009-11-09 13:20:13
Heh heh heh!:D
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Katt Williams Jailed Over Burglary
2009-11-09 12:50:05
And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
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Miley Cyrus
2009-11-05 09:57:56
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