Susan Boyle Hospitalized
2009-10-18 20:25:41
Ha Ha Its called fart lock
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Lil Wayne Confirms He's Expecting A Fourth Child
2009-10-18 20:17:12
Ha Ha I think they should stuff him into a condom and fire it at the moon and he can try to knock up the first hairy moon X@@##! that pops up.
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Kanye West/ Lady Gaga Tour Canceled Over 'Creative Differences'
2009-10-02 13:52:42
Ha Ha Thank's be da X@@##!.
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Autopsy Shocker: Michael Jackson Was Healthy
2009-10-02 13:50:41
Ha Ha Healthy yet deceased very strange.
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Autopsy Shocker: Michael Jackson Was Healthy
2009-10-02 13:48:49
Ha Ha Healthy? possible, dead? for sure, killed? almost certainly.
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Drew Barrymore's Shiny Black Dress & Red Pumps - Hot Or Not?
2009-09-30 17:01:11
Ha Ha Where's!? her broom.
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Whoopi Goldberg Clarifies Her Polanski 'Rape' Comments
2009-09-30 16:56:49
Ha Ha 44 year old man 13 year old girl=rape, no clarification needed Whoop's.
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Ozzy Osbourne Finally Gets His Driver's License
2009-09-27 11:49:42
Ha Ha Now he can drive his Father the Devil around.
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Michael Jackson's Mannequin Collection Kept Him Company
2009-09-27 11:47:48
Ha Ha Was that man manikin's or young boy manikin's?
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Incest Survivors Thank Mackenzie Phillips For Her Story
2009-09-27 11:45:59
Ha Ha Anything for a dildo Op's make that a dollar.
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Swiss Arrest Roman Polanski On U.S. Request In Sex Case
2009-09-27 11:44:05
Ha Ha He should be dipped in a vat of molasses rolled in feathers then tied to a bull's X@@##! and dragged across America.
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Joe Jackson: 'Family Wants Justice'
2009-08-31 22:08:54
Ha Ha He's a strange alright and down a quart on his formaldehyde.
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Eminem's Ex: 'He's Not Very Well Endowed'
2009-08-31 22:05:39
Ha Ha He's a man not a horse X@@##!.
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Renee Zellweger In Car Crash
2009-08-31 22:03:46
Ha Ha 3 pound booger falling out of Rene Zellweger's nose cause of minor accident.
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Brown's Attorney: 'Chris Has Learned His Lesson'
2009-08-31 21:57:32
Ha Ha Now a few punches up side his head and a kick to the balls and it's even.
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Sexy Paris Hilton Twitter Pictures
2009-08-23 15:35:51
Ha Ha 1 Ugly
2 uglier 3 real ugly 4 dirty ugly 5 mug ugly 6 butt ugly oh! sorry that's her face 7 double jacket of Trojans ugly 8 skank ugly 9 sleeping out with the dog at night ugly 10 wet cat ugly 11 make sure your hand is covered before you pick her up and toss her in the dog poop bag ugly.
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Barbra Streisand In Legal Battle With Ex
2009-08-23 11:49:31
Ha Ha You go dude make a few bucks off her crap she did.
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Brad Pitt Bashes Tom Cruise's 'Valkyrie'
2009-08-23 11:43:08
Ha Ha I doubt Brad Pitt said this he's to busy trimming the X@@##! hole hair's around his mouth.
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Who's Better For Bradley Cooper? Jennifer Aniston Or Renee Zellweger?
2009-08-23 11:38:26
Ha Ha As for Jen 40 and rolling down hill looking for her next jagoff.
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Who's Better For Bradley Cooper? Jennifer Aniston Or Renee Zellweger?
2009-08-23 11:37:08
Ha Ha I should get Rene Zellweger as a slave and Bradley Cooper should be eaten by New Guinea cannibals
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PETA Takes A Swat At Obama
2009-06-17 23:36:06
Ha Ha Guess who came to dinner.
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Lenny Kravitz Was 'Touched' By God
2009-06-17 23:31:52
Ha Ha Yeah in the head.
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Harrison Ford Is The Highest Paid Actor
2009-06-15 18:33:43
Ha Ha HArrison Ford I first saw him in a Apocalypse Now I didn't like him then and I for sure don't like him now.
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Harrison Ford Is The Highest Paid Actor
2009-06-15 18:28:59
Ha Ha Eddie Murphy made money WHY!??!
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Has Will Ferrell's Comedy Gone The Way Of The Dinosaur?
2009-06-12 13:36:19
Ha Ha Don't quote me on this, but! he sucks.
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