Lindsay Lohan Involved In Catwalk Seating Tantrum
2009-09-20 14:42:57
She just wants it for attention. What... a X@@##!.
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Kate Gosselin Unveils New Hairstyle On 'The View' (Pictures)
2009-09-16 19:15:50
An improvement, I say.
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Barack Obama Calls Kanye West A 'Jackass' (Now With Audio!)
2009-09-16 19:14:28
Oi! One of the few things he and I both agree on... agreed Mr. Pres, he is a TOTAL jackass.
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Kanye West Apologizes On 'The Jay Leno Show' (Video)
2009-09-15 18:30:34
Whatever. He's still a douchebag, and always will be. I don't really like Taylor Swift all that much, but what he did was rude, unclassy, and way out of line. There's no going back for him in my book.
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Lady Gaga's Cocaine Past
2009-09-09 20:03:27
Ah. That explains so much.
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Keanu Reeves To Take DNA Test
2009-09-04 23:14:13
"seeking millions in spousal and child support" for these 'children' "who are all now in their mid-20s." Is there something wrong with that statement? Aren't these "kids" old enough to take care of themselves? Why does it matter now? It doesn't make sense, whether she's lying or not. Just goes to show some people will do ANYTHING for money.
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Demi Moore Threatens Legal Action Against Perez Hilton
2009-09-04 23:04:35
I don't think the picture's that bad, but I hate Perez enough and love Demi enough that I hope she ends what will.i.am started.
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Spencer Pratt 'Horrified' Ryan Seacrest Would Like To Tase His Wife Heidi
2009-09-04 22:43:12
Wow. I never thought I would like Seacrest so much.
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Megan Fox Says Michael Bay Is 'A Nightmare To Work For' & 'Hopelessly Awkward'
2009-09-04 22:35:48
Way to bite one of the hands that feed you, Fox. Shut your mouth; every time you open it, I hate you even more.
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Limbogott
2009-08-31 18:25:37

Jon Gosselin's Las Vegas Bikini Pool Party (Photos)
2009-08-31 18:16:25
"...for their chance to share a moment with the bachelor." Are these girls blind, or just that desperate? What a douche.
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9 Stars Who Have Felt The Wrath Of 'Halloween's' Michael Myers
2009-08-27 19:29:29
Now I'm going to have to watch Halloween II again with some friends, just to see Dana Carvey and yell "HEY! YOU GUYS! THAT'S DANA CARVEY!"
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Lauren Bacall Unimpressed With 'Twilight,' Tells Fans To Watch 'Nosferatu'
2009-08-27 19:20:17
I love this woman! I don't know who she is or what she does, but I love her!
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Meow! Megan Fox To Play Catwoman?
2009-08-26 20:57:30
For some reason, I can't picture Fox on the same level as Christian Bale or Michael Caine. She just doesn't seem like she fits with the rest of the cast.
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Spencer Pratt Wants To Be Like Brad Pitt
2009-08-22 22:27:59
Wait, wait, wait, who let *HIM* write a book? Especially one called "How to Be Famous"? There's some irony in there somewhere.
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'Twilight' Wins 11 Teen Choice Awards
2009-08-10 17:09:02
Go figure.
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Britney Spears' Sexy Little Black Dress At Teen Choice Awards (Pictures)
2009-08-10 16:59:46
Aww, there's the Britney I used to know and love!
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Dress Battle: Paris Vs. Nicky Hilton
2009-07-24 13:56:44
I like Nicky's dress better. Again, more classy.
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Music - Re: Favorite Lyric in a song!
2009-07-10 15:03:43
I'm only just a fragment of controlled imagination. - "Dynamite" by Christina Aguilera

Celebrities We'd Like To See Stuck Together On 'Big Brother'
2009-07-10 14:30:13
Very funny, although I was waiting for Simon to snap from all the music that he would be surrounded by. Miley Cyrus? Kanye West? Lady Gaga? Lindsay Lohan? *Paris Hilton??* Keep Simon away from the kitchen knives...
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Lindsay Lohan Twitters Denial Of Stealing Tanning Spray Formula
2009-07-10 14:14:30
Isn't this at least the second time she's been accused of stealing something in at least a week or two? Does she have another bad habit we're just finding out about?
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Beyonce's Sweaty Butt Off Limits To Photographers
2009-07-10 13:42:05
Since when did photographers pay attention to celebrities' requests??
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Why Modern Vampires, Well, Suck
2009-07-01 14:34:30
Hear, hear! IMO, we need to get back to Nosferatu!
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Music - Re: What Is Your Fave Song At The Moment???
2009-06-30 12:10:55
Hmm. At the moment I would have to say "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. I feel like jumping up and down and headbanging every time I hear that song.

Music - Re: What are you listening to right now?
2009-06-30 12:04:15
Breathe (2 Am) by Anna Nalick