Chris Brown To Lead Michael Jackson Tribute Concert
2009-09-08 11:02:18
I don't know what punters have to do with this tribute. Football season starts Thursday, they aren't going to have time to go to Vienna for this concert anyway.
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Tim Gunn: Jon Gosselin Embodies The 'Slobification Of America'
2009-09-03 15:49:14
and Tim Gunn Embodies The 'Gayification Of America'
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Jon Gosselin's Sexy Party, Run-DMC JMJ Way, Connery's Bad Accent, Disney Buys Marvel & More
2009-08-31 20:34:35
I don't think I'd forget it if I was hittin' Rihanna.
Oh wait, Chris Brown meant literally.
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Barack Obama To Deliver Eulogy For Sen. Edward M. Kennedy
2009-08-29 18:30:28
Too bad it wasn't the other way around.
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Disc Jockey DJ AM Found Dead In New York City
2009-08-28 22:46:56
Doesn't Final Destination 4 open this week too?
Travis Barker's next.
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Ted Kennedy Dead At 77
2009-08-26 15:38:04
Gotta go with imsharp on this one.
Michael Jackson was a pedophile too, but for some reason now everybody just loves him.
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Aubrey O'Day Considers Regrowing Pubic Hair
2009-08-21 18:01:24
Bald is way better. Very sexy & fun.
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Eight World War II Movies To Watch Before 'Inglourious Basterds'
2009-08-18 12:30:21
Christy Lemire of the Associated Press probably hated all of these.
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More Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures Leak Online
2009-08-05 13:20:57
They are real, and they are spectacular.
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Adam Lambert's Fans Throw Sex Toys Onstage
2009-08-05 11:58:19
I heard he performs with a butt-plug in
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Frumpy
2009-07-31 14:34:44
"I would wear her outfit and I am in my 70's"
wasn't that the whole point of BikerChick's comment?
I mean, who would wear this that's NOT in their 70s?
Next thing you know you'll be telling us that leaving your blinker on for 17 miles and eating dinner at 4:15 are normal too.
And get out of the left lane.
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Bob Barker Asks Cherokee Chief To Close Bear Pits
2009-07-29 16:56:32
Going to FL in November. I'll now be stopping at the Cherokee Bear Zoo at 1204 Tsalagi Road in Cherokee, NC on the way for a little bear viewing. It's only 5 bucks to get in!
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Cameron Diaz Loves Sex
2009-07-13 16:27:50
You'd think someone who loved having sex alot wouldn't have a skin condition. I bet Cameron gets plenty of cream on her face.
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Emma Watson Talks About Wardrobe Malfunction (Pictures & Video)
2009-07-09 11:27:30
Are you really making that retarded of a comment TheJoker?
What do you expect to see on a celeb gossip news site? The police report from Steve McNair's death?
No, dummy, we want to hear about almost getting to see Emma Watson's vag.
YOU'RE pathetic.
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Austrian Diplomat Calls For 'Bruno' Boycott
2009-07-08 10:27:30
If this works, I'll join Peta and go work for them for free and stop eating meat and killing animals for pure pleasure
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 15:44:59
North Korea fired nukes at Hawaii ten minutes ago.
Nobody noticed though, because they were all watching this. Impact expected in less than three minutes...
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 15:21:03
who the hell is this little twerp?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 13:59:24
It's all a hoax. Michael's gonna sit up in the coffin and jump out and start dancing to "Wanna Be Startin' Something" and then announce that he's going to do a world tour and release a new album.
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 13:50:17
So it's okay that brokenfoot rob makes a white joke...
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 13:08:38
@Squints: "Bubbles coverage"
I didn't know there would be coverage of this. I mean, I know Michael enjoyed blowing bubbles, but I didn't realize they'd mention it in a memorial.
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 13:06:56
what the hell is BETJ?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:50:16
What about Noggin?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:49:59
Are they covering this on the Food Network?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:46:34
Forget "Man in the Mirror", they should be playing Alice in Chains' "Man in the Box"
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:30:28
www.dead$#%%!^storage.com?
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