Oprah Sued By Flight Attendant Over Sex Claims
2009-10-13 16:52:09
Oprah sure ain't gettin any. Look at the expression on her face (LOL).
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Amy Winehouse Reportedly Gets Boob Job
2009-10-13 16:44:21
It's the face that needs the work.
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Brody Jenner Accuses Joe Francis Of Beating His Girlfriend
2009-08-28 15:41:22
WHAAAAT! AND NO CHARGES WERE FILED? NO BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE???? YOU MEAN HIS LIVELY HOOD HASN'T BEEN DESTROYED??......OH THAT'S RIGHT....STUFF LIKE THAT IS ONLY FOR YOUNG BROTHERS THAT MAKE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. NOT FOR RAUNCHY PIECES OF $HIT.
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Rumer Willis Doesn't Want To Be The Prettiest Girl Onscreen
2009-08-27 12:49:40
No chance of that happening.....
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Kendra Wilkinson Is Expecting A Boy
2009-08-19 16:35:27
Congrats my brother. It's not everyday a young athlete is gifted with a young used $lut of an old, dried up, perverted shell of a manwhore(who is riding the pedophile line) that use to be a real person. How proud your Mother must be.
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Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Watch Summer 2009
2009-08-13 14:21:47
HEY, KOOL-AID!
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Pamela Anderson Refuses To Leave Trailer Park
2009-08-13 14:19:11
Home sweet home!
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Shirley Jones' Playboy Shoot Scrapped
2009-08-10 14:26:29
Does anybody REALLY want to see that $hit?????
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Jada Pinkett Smith Brags About Her Sex Life...Again
2009-08-10 14:24:13
Beware of anyone that tries too hard to convince you of anything. Chances are they're lying.
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'Comedy Central Roast Of Joan Rivers' Premieres Sunday At 10pm
2009-08-07 14:34:58
Why a roast? That old creature is DONE.
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Morgan Freeman Trial Date Set
2009-08-07 14:31:19
Bringing the kid with you to court for moral support? Don't forget the diaper bag!
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Tom Sizemore Arrested For Assault
2009-08-06 14:35:11
TOM....TOM....TOM!
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Oprah Winfrey Sued For $1 Trillion Over Book
2009-08-06 14:33:11
I'm not surprised. She's had so many people sniffin her a$$ for so long that she finally farted. Everything you do ain't ok, Boo!
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Who Should Jessica Simpson Date Next?
2009-08-05 17:27:55
How about a Shrink?
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Rep Insists Muscly Madonna Photos Were Photoshopped
2009-07-30 17:23:47
She's beastly. That's the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Lady Gaga: 'I'm Homesick For New York'
2009-07-30 17:20:44
Who is this freak and where did it come from? Homesick for NY?? The zoo closes at sundown. Better hurry.
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Farrah Fawcett Left All Her Money To Her Son
2009-07-27 17:30:06
She should have...Ryan has his own cheddar.
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Jackson's Ex-Housekeeper: 'Only The Very Special Kids Were Allowed To Stay In Michael's Bed'
2009-07-27 17:27:55
She's unemployed and looking to make some cash. She better hurry. 15 minutes goes by real quick.
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Octomom Inks Showbiz Deal For Tots
2009-07-27 17:23:14
We already knew that..the question was when?
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Ashley Olsen Not Engaged
2009-07-27 17:21:19
She needs to engage herself to a pork chop sandwich and call it a day.
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Jennifer Lopez Won't Replace Paula Abdul On 'American Idol'
2009-07-27 17:16:55
Oh yes...please give us another no talent fool to judge talent!
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Jackson's Ex-Housekeeper: 'Only The Very Special Kids Were Allowed To Stay In Michael's Bed'
2009-07-27 17:13:04
Not buying it B^tch. Expect her book real soon at a Barnes & Noble near you.
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Brad Pitt: 'I Don't Believe In God'
2009-07-24 17:22:56
Being hooked up with a vampire may require a little bit of "God" to balance it all out. You may want to look into it, Buddy.
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Michael Jackson Named Daughter After Paris Hilton
2009-07-24 17:15:22
Somebody please get a can of "B^tch be Gone"
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Amy Winehouse Perfume Planned - What Will It Smell Like?
2009-07-22 15:20:59
Pure funk.
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