George Clooney Shows Off His New Girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (& Broken Hand!)
2009-09-08 16:45:02
What's the over/under on how long he keeps this one?
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Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner Appear In Corn Fields
2009-09-08 16:43:20
Every time I think I've seen the most gayest and retardedest thing ever, something gayer and retardeder comes along
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Chris Brown To Lead Michael Jackson Tribute Concert
2009-09-08 11:03:47
What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Chris Brown?
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One molests children and the other beats women!
HA!
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Alec Baldwin: 'Michael Vick Deserves Another Chance' - What Do You Think?
2009-08-19 12:30:07
Hey if Marv Albert can hire a prostitute and bite her @ss and go back to announcing games; or Kobe Bryant can force ana1 on some chick and still shoot hoops, then what's the difference?
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Demi Lovato Q&A: 'I Want To Grow With My Fans And Stay Out Of The Tabloids'
2009-08-19 11:58:10
I like how it's implied that all cheerleaders are total $luts and have risque stories they can't tell their kids. Like, 'this one time i was banging the whole team at the back of the bus'
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 15:09:07
I thought Tom Sizemore was an actor, not some guy in an office that's streaming the MJ memorial.
Tom Sizemore always has a choice! Jack Daniels or Jim Beam!
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Who Has The Best Assets - Katie Price Or Holly Madison?
2009-07-07 15:07:05
Sure, Katie Price is hot and all, but i'd never sleep with her. Saw her sex tape. She just lays there. No fun.
Holly's just dumb. I bet she'd be okay though. Not great, just okay.
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Katie Price Photo 2009-07-07 15:06:16 Sure, Katie Price is hot and all, but i'd never sleep with her. Saw her sex tape. She just lays there. No fun. [Report]

Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 15:03:44
@Tom Sizemore: Nancy Pelosi's there?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 15:03:19
@nicerack: you're not playing with a full deck, are you?
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 13:58:03
THIS JUST IN...
Michael Jackson is STILL dead.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:51:55
@Mike: I'm having trouble digressing today. I think I ate some bad sushi last night.
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Archive: Michael Jackson Memorial Live Blog
2009-07-07 12:47:58
"How awful would it be to just be driving along in L.A., just trying to get to work, and the Michael Jackson funeral procession passes you?"
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and if you're this person that Mike is talking about, you truly are a moron and a detriment to humanity because you should've known about it and planned accordingly.
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'Hannah Montana' Star Mitchel Musso Talks About Being A Rockstar
2009-06-17 09:52:05
@Garvey: You obviously have no connection to anyone under 20 in your life.
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Is 'Top Chef Masters' Worth Watching? Yes!
2009-06-11 14:35:59
And i totally did not plan to use "flair" because Squints did. I was typing that when he posted his.
(I used it twice though - suck it Squints.)
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Is 'Top Chef Masters' Worth Watching? Yes!
2009-06-11 14:34:42
FTA: "too bad that Masters couldn't get some of the über-chefs"
Dude, you forgot Bobby Flay!
"What did you make Bobby?"
I made this Oriental noodle soup, but with a southwestern flair.
"And what's this?"
This is my take on Chicken Kiev, which I've added some southwestern spice to.
"Uh huh. And your third dish?"
Fresh New Zealand mussels in a fra diavolo sauce, but I've added in some fried tortilla strips to give it a bit of southwestern flair.
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Katie Price Hires McCartney's Lawyer For Quickie Divorce
2009-06-01 15:39:13
Not a very smart thing to do considering the Heather Mills Payout.
I'm guessing Katie makes way more than her tool ex does.
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Halle Berry Returns With Her Signature Short Hair - What Do You Think?
2009-06-01 15:37:49
Halle Berry could be bald and I would gladly share the same bed with her. Or kitchen table, or shower, or couch, or...
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Slideshow: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, & Others Arrive In Costa Rica For 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'
2009-06-01 15:35:56
Without anybody ever knowing, all the producers have to do is drop a few extra poisonous snakes and spiders into their camp and have somebody "accidentally misplace" the medical team's case that holds all the antivenins and they'll be national heroes.
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Sexy Christina Aguilera In Black In Sin City
2009-06-01 15:30:54
I wouldn't mind being in Christina Aguilera with Sin City.
I mean...
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Ed Westwick Converts Vegetarian Girlfriend
2009-05-31 23:48:06
so it IS possible to convert a lesbian!
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Phil Spector Sentenced 19 Years To Life In Prison
2009-05-29 16:03:11
Hope everyone learned a lesson from this... when you have a dumb actress to your house and want her to suck on the barrel of your gun because you have some sick & twisted fetish, make sure it's not loaded so she doesn't blow her head off.
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Adam Lambert Is Openly Gay And Planning A Coming Out Rolling Stone Cover?
2009-05-29 15:01:01
If Rolling Stone had their way, everyone in America would be gay, socialist and think Radiohead and The Mars Volta were the two greatest bands since instruments were invented.
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Did AT&T Sway 'American Idol' Votes Towards Kris Allen?
2009-05-27 13:22:42
FTA: "AT&T brought demo phones to "American Idol" parties supporting Kris Allen"
If these parties were already supporting Kris Allen, then how is it possible that AT&T had something to do with the way the people at these parties, already supporting Kris Allen, voted?
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Chris Brown: 'I Ain't A Monster'
2009-05-27 13:09:01
Sorry Chris, any man who lays a hand on a woman is, indeed, a monster.
Suck it up.
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