Katie Price looked like a wax figure while promoting her new novel "Paradise" in London on Wednesday. We're guessing the book is fiction, like her body. She's been nipped and tucked so much we can't tell where the real starts and the fake ends.
Oh, and did we mention anyone can write a book these days? And who does a book launch in a black leotard with the novel's title splashed across their heaving bosom?
The model recently courted controversy by saying children of divorced parents are "lucky." After all, her mom and dad split when she was little - and she turned out fabulous, right?
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