Supermodel Janice Dickinson was left red faced after losing two false teeth during an outing with friends at a posh New York restaurant.
The beauty shocked fellow diners at Southampton's Sant Ambroeus by diving under the table like "a porpoise" in search for the missing pearly whites.
She tells the New York Post, "It was the most incredulous moment that you'd never want to happen. I was so excited talking to (my friend) that I put my (temporary) teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn't find them! These things are so expensive they could feed a small village."
The model, who recruited the entire restaurant to join in the hunt, later laughed off the mortifying dental disaster, adding, "Thank God my boyfriend wasn't there. OMG (Oh my god), no one wants a snaggletooth."
Dickinson eventually found both teeth, washed them off and popped them in, before returning to the table.