After a little research on the web (and believe me, it didn't take much), Starpulse contributing editor Casey Johnson and I determined that a couple of last night's American Idol "contestants" weren't exactly auditioning as serious contenders for the title of 'American Idol.'

Despite my thinking that the only legitimate moron to appear on the show just to get on TV was the overweight tool who though it would be funny to go in front of judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson dressed in a crappy home-made replica of the legendary (yes, legendary) gold bikini worn by Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi, it seems that I was a victim of my own naivete.

And as a huge Star Wars fanboy, I think it's safe to say on behalf of all Star Wars fans that I actually felt ashamed for a moment to be associated in any way with such asshattery. Seriously, if I ever have the chance to meet that guy the 'dark side of the force' might just be tempting enough to make me kick his ass. I mean, this douche-bag actually went and waxed his chest hair off after Paula said it was 'distracting' and then returned for his "audition." Fortunately Simon booted him after the first few words to the Pussycat Dolls' "Dont'cha," which is so last season anyway.