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I know we have a joke thread, but thought we would try a "Your Mamma" specific only. Lets keep it clean Kids. I'll start.
Your Mamma's so fat I had to roll over three times just to get off of her.
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Agent Smith
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Your momma's so fat it takes her two sticks of butter to get through a doorway.
Your momma's so fat, she got her own zip code.
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Squints
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your momma is so fat she jumped and got stuck.
Your momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
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Agent Smith
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Your Mama's so fat her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
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Squints
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Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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« Last Edit: January 20, 2005, 03:02:27 pm by Squints »
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666_Steinbrener
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Your Mamma's so Fat I saw her in my rear view mirror for 3 miles.
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Squints
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Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
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Agent Smith
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Your momma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
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NeedtobeGoth98
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your mama so fat that when she went outside in a yellow suit everyone yelled TAXI!
that one is really dumb
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My Dad = my life, my only love Sono fatto con voi che ho trovato mai ancora un nuovo e una volontà li vedo. Quando tutto è fatto e nessuno li è lasciati morirà una morte dolorosa.  |
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your mama so fat that when she went outside in a yellow suit everyone yelled TAXI!
that one is really dumb
Havn't you noticed that they actually all are. |
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pepcdeb
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your momma is so fat she jumped and got stuck.
Your momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Hey Squints, Is that she jumped in the air and got stuck? or maybe she jumped into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.I just heard these two jokes like this, but i guess you don't really have to say in the air.LOL  |
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pepcdeb
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 your momma is SO FAT they had to baptize her at Sea World. your momma is SO FAT she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. your momma is SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. your momma is SO FAT she could sell shade.
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My Motto- Post as you see fit.
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Figures. Someone cheats and cuts/pastes a list from another site... rendering the thread almost useless now... boo.  |
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Figures. Someone cheats and cuts/pastes a list from another site... rendering the thread almost useless now... boo. yup, but to be fair, i deleted it |
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unclejamima
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yo mama is so fat her blood type is ragu! yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of george washingtons nose! yo mama is so fat when she goes jogging she leaves pot holes! yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a restaraunt, she looks at the menu and says "yes please!"  |
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"mywife, you know, the pancake lady"
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