blonde jokes...not trying to offend...just looking for a good laugh!!

[kaitlin317]

This is one of my favourites.....no offense to any blondes out there!

Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license?

Cuz she saw she got an "F" in sex.

[KatyaK]

Why do blondes go to bed?

To have some fun before they get up to go to sleep!

[PussyKat]

Brunette says to Blonde: "My ex sucked in bed!"

Blonde: "Cool! - you got his number?"

[PussyKat]

What do you call a blonde virgin?


A miracle!

[cat27]

 What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
 Humpme Dumpme!

[Sexi Bexi]

 :)Why are blondes slow getting out of cars?

They have to take their knickers off first. 

[cobralicious]

^{..I don't get it.}

[PussyKat]

^I think it implies flashing, cobralicious! 

[Fueled_By_FBR]

Three astronauts, a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were talking about where they'd like to go in space someday.

Brunette: I'd like to go to the moon because no one's been there in such a long time, and it would just be cool to go there.
Red-head: I agree with you.
Blonde: I want to go to the sun!
Red-head: Um, you can't go to the sun. You'd burn up and die because of its heat.
Blonde: It's okay, I've got this all figured out: I'll go at night.

[TopCat09]

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?

She's still looking for a lake with a slope!

[Emmmm]

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a mirror at the bottom of a lake(:


What do you call a blonde with a brain?

A golden retreiver!! lol

[nicerack]

ok this blonde goes to a police station for a job. the cheif wanted to ask her a few quetions
cheif:whats 2+2?
Blonde:a...4
chief:Whats the square root of 100?
blonde:um...10
chief:Who killed abrham lincon?
blonde:i don't know.
cheif: well y don't u go home and think about that then come back when u know.
so the blonde goes home and calls her friend.
friend:So did u get the job?
blonde: not only did i get the job, i'm already working on my 1st murder case!

man that always gets me!!!!!

LOL, good one. OR- Mad!! da joke ya sell off!

[TopCat09]

How do blondes brain cells die?

Alone.

[grimoneus]

Blonde(on a blind date): "Doesn't the PST in 8pm stand for 'past'?!"

Date(with raised eyebrows): "Uhh..No. It means 'Pacific Standard Time' since that's the time zone on the West Coast.

Blonde(pouting): "Whatever...Stop trying to f*cking impress me."

[TopCat09]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted.