What are YOUR 10 Commandments

[Mike Mars]

Here's mine

[hotstuff100]

I take it you mean one tattoo of Motley Crue....?lol

[willingmind]

   10)Thou shall not profit off of other people's labor without fair pay.

   9)Thou shall not fish out of season. (Tiddlers go back lads.)

   8)Thou shall not waste the bounty before you.

   7)Thou shall not be a hypocrite.

   6)Thou shall respect planet Earth. (For it will deal with you ifn you don't.)

   5)Thou shall not take family for granted. (Except for the nosebleeds one cannot but help have in their family.)

   4)Thou shall not knowingly send any creature into extinction.
 
   3)Thou shall not judge others lest they be judged. (Nigh impossible...yet.)

   2)Thou shall not lie.

   1)Thou shall not steal.

[SOME_GIRL]

SO GLAD YOU ASKED...


1 “I am the Lord your God.... You shall have no other gods before Me.
 
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image...you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God...
 
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
 
5 “Honor your father and your mother.
 
6 “You shall not murder.

7 “You shall not commit adultery.
 
8 “You shall not steal.

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
 
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's wife or goods.

[willingmind]

SO GLAD YOU ASKED...

  [So glad you started it...]


1 “I am the Lord your God.... You shall have no other gods before Me.

  [Which god? There are so many to chose from. What order are they listed in... excatly?
 
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image...you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God...
 
  [God as a green-eyed monster!! That is toooo funny!! What does a god have to be jealous of, really?!! ...Too damn funny!!]

3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.

  [Hey, we have an understanding, he/she/it stays outta my going about my business and I stay outta his/hers/its going about the business. No names required in vain or otherwise.]

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

  [Which Sabbath day? Jesus's which would of been Saturday-like? Sunday? Friday? Wednesday? All days are what you make of them and that is that.]
 
5 “Honor your father and your mother.

  [My father did not desreve much honor. My Mumsy, every chance I get. A 'commandment' has never made the individual worthy. Only the person can do that.]
 
6 “You shall not murder.

  [Ifn it is me or me and mine or them... all bets are off.]

7 “You shall not commit adultery.

  [Well yes okay I agree but some have set up their marriages differently. More power to them if it works out. Not me or anyone to say.]
 
8 “You shall not steal.

  [Duh!]

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

  [I pretty much approve of not witnessing my neighbors at all!! Unless I see them out on the street them I small-talk them up for good neighborly purposes.]
 
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's wife or goods.

  [It says nothing about the husbands. Are they free for all? I am rather partial to mine. Should I be worrying? And how exactly is what is popping uninvited into ones own head a problem anyway? Generally speaking? When not acted upon. Is being human the sin now? If so, we all fail for being just that, human. Thus a game with no winners so I Am Not Playing.]

[nicerack]

1.Thou shall be God-fearing
2.Thou shall obey the ten commandments.
3.Thou shall live life to the fullest.
4.Thou shall fear no evil.
5.Thou shall be vindictive
6.Thou shall back from no war!
7.Thou shall make peace after revenge.
8.Thou shall bun badmind people
9.Thou shall be happy
10.Thou shall love and let love.

[willingmind]

1.Thou shall be God-fearing
2.Thou shall obey the ten commandments.
3.Thou shall live life to the fullest.
4.Thou shall fear no evil.
5.Thou shall be vindictive
6.Thou shall back from no war!
7.Thou shall make peace after revenge.
8.Thou shall bun badmind people
9.Thou shall be happy
10.Thou shall love and let love.

  Congratulations!! "10.Thou shall love and let love." You have just negated your other nine commandements...! Nice one.

[nicerack]

^Hey! Sh*t happens.....so whatever.

[SOME_GIRL]

SO GLAD YOU ASKED...

  [So glad you started it...]


1 “I am the Lord your God.... You shall have no other gods before Me.

  [Which god? There are so many to chose from. What order are they listed in... excatly?
 
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image...you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God...
 
  [God as a green-eyed monster!! That is toooo funny!! What does a god have to be jealous of, really?!! ...Too damn funny!!]

3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.

  [Hey, we have an understanding, he/she/it stays outta my going about my business and I stay outta his/hers/its going about the business. No names required in vain or otherwise.]

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

  [Which Sabbath day? Jesus's which would of been Saturday-like? Sunday? Friday? Wednesday? All days are what you make of them and that is that.]
 
5 “Honor your father and your mother.

  [My father did not desreve much honor. My Mumsy, every chance I get. A 'commandment' has never made the individual worthy. Only the person can do that.]
 
6 “You shall not murder.

  [Ifn it is me or me and mine or them... all bets are off.]

7 “You shall not commit adultery.

  [Well yes okay I agree but some have set up their marriages differently. More power to them if it works out. Not me or anyone to say.]
 
8 “You shall not steal.

  [Duh!]

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

  [I pretty much approve of not witnessing my neighbors at all!! Unless I see them out on the street them I small-talk them up for good neighborly purposes.]
 
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's wife or goods.

  [It says nothing about the husbands. Are they free for all? I am rather partial to mine. Should I be worrying? And how exactly is what is popping uninvited into ones own head a problem anyway? Generally speaking? When not acted upon. Is being human the sin now? If so, we all fail for being just that, human. Thus a game with no winners so I Am Not Playing.]

I wasn't starting anything...You had your say and I get mine.  Why would you attack me?