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Topic: Random things you have alway's wondered... (Read 144917 times)
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ILuvJDEPP
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Haven't you ever wondered about certain things that are kind of strange, like.... 1. Why do we drive our cars on a park way, and park our cars in a drive way? 2. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 3. Why girls can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Lol. Can you think of anything else?  |
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Joe Cool Rocks
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If lawyers can be disbarred, can cowboys be deranged?
Why oh why are there Braille letters on drive up ATM machines?
What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy a bird dinner?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
(Stop singing and read on.........)
Does pushing the elevator button more than once really make it arrive faster?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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beatlefreak
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Why the hell is it that once kids get to a certain age, you say somethin nice about somebody of the opposite gender and everybody says you have a crush on them or somethin? I'm sick of that.
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ILuvJDEPP
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Why the hell is it that once kids get to a certain age, you say somethin nice about somebody of the opposite gender and everybody says you have a crush on them or somethin? I'm sick of that.
I hate it when people do that too. One time I dropped something on the floor and a boy picked it up for me, so I said ''Oh thank you'' then some other girl is like ''Ooooooh do you like him...you said thank you!!'' Then I said....''No, I just said thank you. That dosent mean I have a crush on him'' Isn't that extremly stupid? |
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beatlefreak
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^Yeah, that's so retarded. It becomes harder and harder to have guy friends without everybody thinking there's something going on. grrrrr
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DeppLover24
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Why are we suppose to make our beds? They most likely are goin to get messed up anway.
Why do most chicks spend 2 to 3 hours in the bathroom to go to the store? Gotta look good to grab some milk?
Why do some people eat when they are depressed? Food won't make you happy again!!
Last but not least...why are people literally trying to make you believe in god, when no one has seen him? ...Never got that.
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Britneysucks
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Why are we suppose to make our beds? They most likely are goin to get messed up anway.
we're socialised into decency, away from the caveman mentality, I'd say.
Why do some people eat when they are depressed? Food won't make you happy again!!
It actually can - research about it sometime. Has to do with hormones and things in your brain.
Last but not least...why are people literally trying to make you believe in god, when no one has seen him? ...Never got that.
Some people can't think outside the box and take a leap of faith - no offence.
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e_legacy
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he he this topic is funny  sorry nothing else to add at this point |
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STUPID people have STUPID children, if you are STUPID.....please DONT have sex
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Britneysucks
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One thing has always bothered me. Why is it we all fight to be us, and not like everyone else. We fight for the right to be what we want to be and not get bagged for it, but why is it people never give that right to others? |
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Invader JERRY!
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Here's a question:
Why is it that Bugs Bunny walks around naked, but then when he goes swimming he puts a bathing suit on?
Answer that for me, and you get a cookie. Message me that you know the answer to it and I will LITERALLY send you a cookie. Mkay? Mkay.
-Crystal
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« Last Edit: January 11, 2006, 06:47:36 pm by The Happy Pill »
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"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
~Mel Brooks-Spaceballs~
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Dumb_Struck
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heehee..sry. My sisters singin in the shower. Its echoeing threw the house.Haahaaa anywho..back to topic. How was God alive "forever"??..I just think of it and wonder. Where is the end of space?(universe) Who invented the twistler?? |
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.gif) Why are there no clouds in the sky? -Billie-Joe Armstrong Because God wants to hear his favorite band play again! -Tre' Cool |
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Why are we suppose to make our beds? They most likely are goin to get messed up anway. Why do most chicks spend 2 to 3 hours in the bathroom to go to the store? Gotta look good to grab some milk? Why do some people eat when they are depressed? Food won't make you happy again!! Last but not least...why are people literally trying to make you believe in god, when no one has seen him? ...Never got that. Johnny believes in God  |
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Why are there no clouds in the sky? -Billie-Joe Armstrong Because God wants to hear his favorite band play again! -Tre' Cool |
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King Nothing
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Why do the edited CD's always sound like scratched up Cd's?It just makes it worse...  I known it's a bit of a stupid question,but I don't have anything else! And I have'nt been getting any sleep! |
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Britneysucks
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heehee..sry. My sisters singin in the shower. Its echoeing threw the house.Haahaaa anywho..back to topic. How was God alive "forever"??..I just think of it and wonder. think of a friend who has died - they stay 'alive' in your memory forever. Read Terry Pratchett's Small Gods. Where is the end of space?(universe) Watch some more TV, you'll see we haven't found it. |
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Britneysucks
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I have one.....
Why is it that when people have a problem, and you give them the solution, they go all passive agressive on you? Do they not want the solution?
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