Jessica Simpson is a talentless bimbo and extremely annoying.

[Evil Emperor]

Why must she show up everywhere?  She should have had to go through Simon Cowell before anyone gave her a record contract, because he would have shot her down and we wouldn't have to deal with ridiculously stupid television shows and music from this moron.   

None of her songs have any 'catch' to them.  I have heard only two of her songs on the radio, one being the awful 'Irresistable' like four years ago, and the other being a remake of the Berlin song from the 1980's 'Take my breath away', which wasn't even good to begin with. 

I will agree, somewhat, with every guy who thinks she's hot; but she's only hot on paper.  Once I have to listen to her talk and hear the incessanty stupid things she says I consider it a complete turn-off.  If I was Nick Lachey (which, thankfully I'm not) I'd probably smack the biatch all the time for being dumb.  Whoops, did I really just say that?

[Agent Smith]

She should have had to go through Simon Cowell before anyone gave her a record contract

Nice job EE.  Definitely a subject we need.

[delta-farce]

Do you think many runway supermodels are any smarter than Jessica (name a few)?

Jessica is way smarter than you give her credit for!! I think the media just portrays her is a bad light.  She gets a bad rap cause she is blonde.


Plus she is very well rounded..

[Agent Smith]

This just in...

ALL the runway models are smarter than Jessica Simpson.  In fact, it was recently reported that PRESIDENT BUSH is even smarter than Jessica Simpson.  I believe that there are even a few local delivery truck drivers and grocery baggers that are also smarter.  The girl makes Anna Nicole Smith look like a brain surgeon.

[delta-farce]

I never throught i would be arguing on a message board about who is smarter Bush or Simpson...

But i have to give this one to Simpson... The idot from Texas should pack it in..

And as long as its your brain, feel free to use Anna Nicole!

photo of your brain surgeon below:

[drama queen_5]

For everyone that is bad mouthing jessica simpson that is only because you know she has more talent and youre just jealous because she can sing and you can't. by the way the song take my breath away wasn't stupid to begin with that is the best song in the world. so whoever wants to say stuff they just need to grow up and back up off her case!!!!!

[Kid]

How do you like Sylvester Stallone

[maz]

yes i know, you inly have to look at her to see that durh!

[Agent Smith]

For everyone that is bad mouthing jessica simpson that is only because you know she has more talent and youre just jealous... just need to grow up and back up off her case!!!!!

Yeah, I'm jealous.  I wish I was as dumb.

[SmaRt And PreTTy(n]

hum, like my friends and i are confused how she got a contract....her sister sings better than her...i bot the cd of J.S just 4 fun and this guy something simpson was in it as a director or something....is it her dad or uncle or something???She is freaky but she's a gurl so i dont hate her, man i can sing like SARAH BRIGHTMAN and u dont c me with a contract its unfair.............Everyone in my town beleives me.

[MacaulayCulkinNo1]

I like Jessica. I think she's cool! But that's just me! 


But I do like Ashlee too.

[aJaX]

Hey Evil Emperor, i think deep down inside, you really love her!

[Evil Emperor]

I think it's the dimple in her chin.  It really annoys me.  Oh yeah, then there's her BRAIN too.  I know grocery baggers and houseplants that are smarter. 

There's only one thing a dumbass like that is good for.

[aJaX]

So much hostility Evil One, you really need to stop talking to house plants and get out once an a while 

[divinegirl]

cool! somebody else who agrees! i dnt like her at all! shes such an irritating person!!!