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• • People were looking for sexual favors on Craigslist in exchange for tickets to Michael Jackson's memorial service. 'You must be outgoing and busty.' [Interesting]
• • MJ's funeral was a rare glimpse into African-American culture. Because African-Americans are all surgery-addicted white female chimp-owning pedophile painkiller-popping dancin' machines with Elephant Man bone fetishes [Fail]
• • Let's see, we have Michael Jackson, kids, a carnival ride and Illinois. There must be a headline there somewhere. Think, damnit, think [Spiffy]
• • Even Roger Ebert thinks the whole 'Black Transformers' controversy is silly [Followup]
• • Eve Plumb says it's Maureen McCormick's fault there will be no Brady Bunch reunion, proving once and for all that it's always Marcia's fault [Obvious]
• • Samuel L. Jackson has had it with motherfarkin' critics on the motherfarkin' net: 'So I tell them, 'I know my face, you know my face. I want to see you. Meet me at this place here and let's have that discussion'' [Scary]
• • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Vodak [Amusing]
• • AEG isn't going to let a little thing like Michael Jackson's death get in the way of holding his London shows [Stupid]

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