Eva Longoria shared a sexy selfie from her tropical vacation on Thursday, wearing a tiny bikini, a floppy hat and a child's swim vest.

"Anyone need a lifeguard??" she wrote.

The actress, who was snowboarding in Vail, Colorado, just two weeks ago, jetted off to her mystery destination over the weekend with friends and family. She wouldn't tell where she was headed though, most likely to preserve a little bit of privacy from the paparazzi.

"Bye bye LA...New Year destination here we come!!" she wrote on her WhoSay page.

Shortly after she arrived at her destination, she dropped a hint as to her whereabouts by posting an image of a tropical sunset with the message, "Buenos diasssss....."

The former "Desperate Housewives" star also took to her Twitter page while on vacay to refute a report from the Latin Times that she's signed on to star in a Spanish-language telenovela.

"How can people make stuff up and print it? Not one word of this is true! Even has fake quotes from me!" she steamed.

Interestingly enough, the report said Eva signed an exclusive deal with Televisa, which is Latin America's largest mass media company. She's currently dating the company's president, Jose Antonio Baston.