Johnny Depp, to say the least, definitely has his own sense of style when it comes to dressing for big Hollywood events. Sometimes he pulls it off and other times he doesn’t. It would be nice to see a bit more glam, just once, from our lovely quirky boy. Here he is with his beautiful wife Vanessa Paradis; however, his outfit is not really meshing with hers. The jacket looks like it belongs with another pair of trousers. One can’t even see the bow tie properly because the shirt collar is so humongous, he seems like he might drown in it. And let’s not get started on that hair and glasses. Simply put, it makes him look like a substitute teacher on a bad hair day.

Tilda, Tilda, Tilda! Who draped you in black and called it a dress? Though she is a goddess of a redhead, we do know why she has that arm across her body. She’s trying to hold up all the extra material that was not needed. Come on! Not even Elvira, Mistress of Dark uses that much black for her costumes. If she had lifted her arm just a little bit more, she could have covered her face in shame instead.

Viggo Mortensen is one fine man! So, can someone please help us understand how his attempt at looking sophisticated failed so badly? Perhaps it was a mistaken dress rehearsal where he plays the role of a supposedly suave gentleman in an ol’ western movie. Whatever the reason, it was just wrong. The double breasted long jacket was not working and that red rose needed to be put back in the dozen it came from.

Diablo Cody’s outfit made us feel as if we were lost in the jungle. Looking very spotty there Diablo! She’s not really thanking the Academy for the Oscar she’s won. What she’s really saying is, ‘I made this dress with some vines and materials I found on the jungle floor. I am queen of this jungle. Don’t you think I look better than Bjork in that swan outfit? Hear me roar! Rah!’

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Story by Doshka Harvey
Starpulse.com contributing writer
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