Two And A Half Men Episode Guides
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
A Big Bag of Dog
Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
Walden must now make the tough decision of choosing between Rose and Zoey.
Avoid The Chinese Mustard
Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's smokin' hot, famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, so Walden helps make it special.
One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money.
Give Santa A Tail-Hole
Walden struggles with having two identities, a rich man and a poor man. While Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Welcome to Alancrest
Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
Grab A Feather And Get In Line
Walden and Alan go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can tell her the truth about his identity.
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Alan has concerns when Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit. Meanwhile, Walden tries to keep a secret from Alan.
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Alan's holiday plan don't work out and Walden is depressed, he tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance.
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Walden runs into his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer and they talk about getting back together, Alan worries that she's not good for Walden.
The 9:04 From Pemberton
Following a fight with Walden, Alan moves in with Herb.
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
As a way to cheer up Herb, Alan and Walden end up throwing a party and partying a little too hard.
Bazinga! That's From A TV Show
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter, Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire.
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey dumps him and Walden must find a way to help him get back on his feet.
My Bodacious Vidalia
When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
Walden dates a hot 22-year-old woman, but finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip.
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