The Simpsons Episode Guides
The Monkey Suit
Working through their checklists of things to do before summer ends, Lisa gets the family to go a museum. At the Springfield Museum of Natural History there is an exhibit Lisa is excited to see on Women's History turns into an exhibit on the history of weapons, which excites Homer and Bart. When Flanders sees the exhibit of evolution and another that mocks creationism, he raises an alarm. Reverend Lovejoy gets Skinner to have creationism taught in school. Lisa is the only one who holds onto the scientific theory. She brings the topic up at the town meeting and the town votes to teach only one theory, creationism. Lisa decides to hold her own class on evolution, until she is arrested. The ACLU gives her a lawyer who is up against a slick Southern lawyer, but ultimately it's a family member that is a key to her defense.
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife
Homer becomes obsessed with Lenny's new plasma screen television and desperately wants one of his own. When Marge enters them into a contest for a plasma screen TV, they end up winning a tour of the Fox Television studios and decide to have Marge appear on a wife-swapping reality show in order to win their plasma TV money.
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
When Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first baseman's game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing wife Tabitha embarrassing him during the game's national anthem. Buck Mitchell sees Marge and Homer's kiss on the game's Kiss-Cam and comes to them for marital advice. They start working with the couple and Buck's baseball career turns around, but it and the Simpson marriage goes awry again when Buck catches Homer giving Tabitha a neck massage. While Marge and Homer try keeping their marriage together, they also try to help need to hold their own marriage together, while trying to get Buck and Tabitha back together.
See Homer Run
Homer's inability to embrace Lisa's Father's Day book the same way he does Bart's Father's Day Toolman causes Lisa to develop DDD (Disappointed Daughter Disorder). Meanwhile, Bart steals the "Bart Boulevard" street sign and causes a huge pile-up. While Mayor Quimby creates The Safety Salamander spokesperson in response to the accident, the town still forces the ineffective Mayor into a recall election. Homer, longing to win back his daughter's love, takes the spokesperson position, and after a heroic run as The Safety Salamander, he runs for Mayor - along with every other unqualified Springfieldian.
Simpsons Christmas Stories
The Christmas themed Simpsons stories including "The First (Annoyed Grunt) - El," when Homer describes the birth of Jesus, "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus," when, during World War Two, Grampa accidentally shoots down Santa Claus and "The Nutcracker... Sweet" where Springfield hops to the familiar tune of the "Nutcracker".
The Italian Bob
Homer is sent to pick up Mr. Burns' new Italian sports car in Italy after Burns wrecks his old car. While the Simpsons are in Italy, they have a car accident and discover that Sideshow Bob is the mayor of a local village. When Lisa inadvertently reveals Bob's identity to his unaware wife and child, Bob decides to resort to his old killing ways once more and tries to eliminate her.
Bonfire of the Manatees
Marge is fed up with Homer's antics and leaves, especially after he allows Fat Tony to use the Simpson house for some adult filming to cover a gambling debt. While out on her own, Marge comes across a dashing marine biologist.
Marge's Son Poisoning
Bart puts in time with lonely Marge and starts to earn the taunt of "mama's boy".
Bart Has Two Mommies
Homer tries to edge out Flanders in a rubber duck-racing contest at a church fundraiser, but Flanders wins and trades his prize to Marge for some babysitting duties with Rod and Todd. Meanwhile, Homer, Bart and Lisa get into a hairy situation at a farm for former celebrity animals.
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Lisa must confront her fear and learn how to sleep again when a cemetary moves in next door and disrupts her sleep.
We're on the Road to D'Ohwhere
Homer and Marge decide to send Bart off to a behavior improvement camp after he steals the key to the school's steam tunnels and destroys the school.
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
Milhouse tries to break his parents apart again upon realizing that he had it better when they weren't together. When Maggie catches chicken pox, Homer decides it would be a good idea for the parents of Springfield if all the kids in town to catch it and throws a party to that end.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Homer's fight with a bunny referee at a children's egg hunt ruins Marge's social opportunity. Lisa tries to learn to speak Italian. Marge joins a female society and finds they have plans to rob Mr. Burns.
The Wettest Stories Ever Told
As the family waits for their food, they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflower's journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. Bart recounts the story of Mutiny on the Bounty featuring Skinner as Captain Bligh and Bart as Mr. Christian. Homer tells the tale of the maiden voyage of a cruise ship in the 1970s featuring of a ship that can't flip over, which of course it does and the attempts of the survivors to get out of the ship alive.
Girls Just Wanna Have Sums
The family attends the "Itchy and Scratchy Musical." The musical's director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in his mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general. He tries to make the situation better, but only buries himself deeper and deeper until he is fired and replaced by Women's Educational Expert Melanie Upfoot. The first thing she does is split the school into girls and the boys. Lisa dislikes the way girls are being taught math and she ventures over to the boy's side of the school in search of a challenge. Disguising herself as Jake Boymen she starts attending the boy's school but while she finds the math problems more interesting, it is being a boy that is a greater challenge.
Homer's Paternity Coot
Homer comes to doubt Abe as his real father after some decades old mail gets delivered.
The Seemingly Never Ending Story
The Simpsons take a trip through "Carl's Caverns," which ends up being a harrowing experience as the family falls through the floor of the cave and Homer gets wedged into the ceiling. While Bart and Marge try to find some help, Lisa decides to tell Homer a treasure story about a rabid sheep in Mr. Burns' mansion which comes after her and Burns.
My Fair Laddy
The Simpsons family welcomes in Groundskeeper Willy when Bart destroys his current home. Lisa takes the opportunity to make him more civilized. Homer tries to find a replacement pair of blue pants.
Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she's won the services off comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackle the job. The noxious mixture knocks her out and she wakes up suffering from amnesia. Marge is taken home and the family tries to bring back her memory. She starts to get back memories of her children and other insignificant things, but when it comes to remembering her husband. When he can't get her to remember him, he tries to win her all over again, especially after Patty and Selma get her back out on the dating scene.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
Homer becomes the nuclear power plant employee trainer when the work is outsourced to India, but soon is obsessed with his own power. Meanwhile, Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson, only he ends up wanting to stay and the ladies realize they can't get rid of him.
Treehouse of Horror XVI
"Bartificial Intelligence" When Bart goes into a deep coma, the Simpsons family takes on a robot replacement. "Survival of the Fattest" Homer takes part in a variation of "The Most Dangerous Game". "I've Grown a Costume on Your Face" Homer taunts a witch and all the Springfield residents are forced to take on the character of their Halloween costumes.
Million Dollar Abie
Grandpa manages to screw up the town's attempts to land an NFL team by attacking the NFL commissioner during a state of confusion. Abe finds a new lease on life, however, when he ends up taking up bullfighting at the town stadium which would have been used for football.
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