On "New York Goes To Hollywood," the newest rendition of New York's adventures, New York is given an apartment in Los Angeles and 30 days to get an acting gig or she'll be kicked out. Without the distractions of her crazy mom or her lap-dog boyfriend (still Tailor-Made, for all of you wondering), New York will try to make it on her own.

She put out an ad for a personal assistant. After two ridiculous interviews, including a girl who thinks she needs therapy rather than an assistant and a girl who is against premarital sex (wait, how did they get on that topic again?), New York finally...