Michelle Duggar has some advice on how to keep your man. Hint: Be totally submissive and don't make a move without asking first.

Having a hard time keeping a man? Maybe it's because you're a shameless hussy who makes your own money, doesn't cave in to his sexual demands when you're not in the mood and dares you to go to your girlfriends for advice.

Luckily for you, Michelle Duggar is here to set you straight. Follow her tips and you'll be on your way to a near-abusive marriage in no time!

The mother of 19 -- who is, to be fair, by all accounts very happily married to Jim Bob Duggar -- ...