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 Twisted SisterTwisted Christmas Release Date 2006 10 17 Label Demolition Rating:  Holiday-themed albums need to either be pretty good, horrifically terrible, or completely original to cause even the jolliest head to turn. Twisted Christmas, a ten-track collection of yuletide classics from the band that once writhed atop a convertible singing the song &"Burn in Hell" near the end of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, manages to achieve all three. Twisted Sister was always a group that would occasionally transcend their hair metal image with some truly majestic and powerful rock & roll, so it comes as no surprise that they filter the beloved Christmas carol through the same makeup-smeared sieve that brought the world &"I Wanna Rock," &"Wake Up the Sleeping Giant," and &"The Prize." In fact, &"Oh Come All Ye Faithful" sounds so much like a reimagining of &"We're Not Gonna Take It," the listener can't help but become outraged at all of the injustice in the world. &"Deck the Halls" sounds like a Ramones tune, &"I'll Be Home for Christmas," featuring guest vocalist Lita Ford, could have launched a thousand lighters at any stadium in the late '80s, and the absolutely embarrassing &"Heavy Metal Christmas" ("12 silver crosses, 11 black mascaras, ten pairs of platforms, nine tattered T-shirts, eight pentagrams, seven leather jackets, six cans of hair spray, five skullhead rings, four quarts of Jack, three studded belts, two pairs of spandex pants, and a tattoo of Ozzy") is almost impossible to turn off without seeing it through to its loathsome but charming end. James Christopher Monger, Rovi |
Tracks:
| Title | Composer | Time | |
| 1 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Blane, Martin | 4:48 |
| 2 | Oh Come All Ye Faithful | Traditional | 4:39 |
| 3 | White Christmas | Berlin | 3:56 |
| 4 | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Ram, Gannon, Kent | 4:08 |
| 5 | Silver Bells | Evans, Livingston | 5:05 |
| 6 | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Connor | 3:39 |
| 7 | Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow | Cahn, Styne | 3:09 |
| 8 | Deck the Halls | Traditional | 2:52 |
| 9 | Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) | Torme, Wells | 3:40 |
| 10 | Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) | Snider, Traditional | 5:14 |
| 11 | [Untitled Track] | :36 |
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