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Orphans: They will f**k you up. At least, Hollywood orphans will. For years, these sad ragamuffins have been a staple of the horror scene (see, of course: "Orphan"). And the latest star to fall vic...
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All praise "Hanna" (hitting theaters from Focus Features on April 8!) – she does make a mean P&J 'fist' sandwich with the crusts cut off, doesn’t she? So kiddies, back for Part Two of our malconte...
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Horror movies are usually full of tall, lurking serial killers, big bad monsters or vengeful victims, but every so often there’s a film that transforms what seems to be an innocent child into a fri...
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Wow, there were some bad movies, like really bad, in 2009 but since we are optimists we like to think the good outnumbered the bad. We already discussed the good movies, and now we will feature the...
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opens with Manny (Ray Romano) and his mate Ellie (Queen Latifah) expecting a baby mammoth. Unfortunately, this makes Sid the sloth (John Leguizamo) and Diego the sabe...
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Tragedy seems to follow nine-year-old Esther. She was orphaned in her native Russia. Her last adoptive family perished in a fire Esther barely escaped. But now the Coleman family has adopted her, a...
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Now that Labor Day has come and gone, the official end to summer has now passed. Yes, the days will now be shorter, the weather cooler (unless you're smart enough to live in Southern California li...
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Over the weekend, I caught Judd Apatow's new film "Funny People" starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen. "Funny People" lived up to my expectations; it's funny at points with an appropriate seriousn...
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The column formerly known as "This Week's Movie Buzz" has a new name: "Trailer Talk: This Week in Movies." Fear not dear readers, the structure of the article you know and love will not be changin...
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If you suffer from pedophobia, that is fear of children, "Orphan" won't leave you sleeping any easier at night. This creepy tale about an evil adopted daughter who terrorizes her new family will m...
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Handsome actors Gerard Butler and Peter Sarsgaad each have a big movie hitting theaters this week. Who do you think is hotter? Click through the photos below to decide... Scottish actor Gerard B...
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An outwardly angelic little girl displays an unforeseen devilish streak upon moving into the home of her new adoptive parents in this shocker starring Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga. Continue sum...
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Last Tuesday I had the opportunity to catch "Dead Snow" on Demand, and it was everything I hoped it would be. To enjoy the film though you truly need to suspend your disbelief, because if Nazi zom...
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Since the dawn of the American cinematic blockbuster in the late 1970s and early 1980s, moviegoers have eagerly waited for May - the unofficial beginning of summertime. This summer is no different....
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