Welcome to the wild world of "Weird Al" Yankovic - a world populated by a Pennsylvania Dutch gangsta-rapper ("Amish Paradise") and a serial-killing Saint Nick ("The Night Santa Went Crazy")

While we all have dealt with our own Michael Scotts, here are fictional characters we all wish were on our plane of reality.

Happy Birthday to:

Actor Ryan Reynolds (1976)

The iconic white glove worn by Michael Jackson on his 1984 Victory tour has sold at auction for a staggering $66,000.

Happy Birthday to:

Rapper / actor Ludacris (1977)

Actor Jeff Goldblum draws positives from the false reports he died last month - because they helped him reconnect with old friends.

Posing this question is damning because I critique films and other productions, but it is relevant. This past week, after the release of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Public Enemies,

Kevin Spacey is demanding internet pranksters stop 'killing off' stars by spreading fake rumors about their untimely demise, after his pal Jeff Goldblum found himself a target of the morbid hoax.

Representatives for Jurassic Park star Jeff Goldblum have dismissed Internet reports the actor has died in New Zealand.

Since the dawn of the American cinematic blockbuster in the late 1970s and early 1980s, moviegoers have eagerly waited for May - the unofficial beginning of summertime. This summer is no different.