Canadian Michael attempted to get as close to the train tracks as he could while on vacation in Peru, and claims he was a "safe" distance behind the edge of the platform, but it was still close enough for a conductor to reach out his foot and kick Michael in the side of the head.
Let that be a lesson to you!
Michael is heard saying, "Wow! That guy kicked me in the head! I think I got that on film!" in his 11-second video.
Before you start thinking Michael will be filing a frivolous lawsui...
A chicken nugget-like hat covered the singer's face, and it featured a beak-like gold protrustion in front. She paired the head piece with a fur stole and yellow trench coat.
That outfit has landed her at number one on E!'s "The Worst Thing I Ever Wore" special. Ceelo Green, Britney Spears, Kesha, Justin Bieber, and Madonna were also mocked on the TV special.