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Large drunk man fell boarding the plane. Keeps chanting something like,"way too 32 Jackson" or "weight 232 Jackson" or something. Odd
Posted at: Mon Nov 23 16:55:49
The amazing @corybooker --I'm in awe. Don't hold any association with me against him, he's GREAT. http://twitpic.com/qmzsk
Posted at: Mon Nov 23 15:23:39
This plane is about to take off! If anything should happen to me, know that I loved you the whole sea and sky. Not YOU-- HIM!
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 07:42:07
2Nite at Largo: Need advice? Whatever you're toiling about, I'll fix it- earnest only -don't try to be funny, I promise you, you're not.
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 02:26:11
I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.
Posted at: Tue Nov 17 06:18:59
http://twitpic.com/pp6hz - YoGabbaGabba thanks for the fun dancey dance time!
Posted at: Mon Nov 16 00:57:26
Lash-Blast Mascara's slogan: "Six Million and Counting."Never forget..
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 07:46:42
I believe in the internetAnd I believe in you
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 07:07:16
http://twitpic.com/p9egu - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BabyMan Sr., @RobSchrab ! You are an idiot!
Posted at: Thu Nov 12 20:17:50
Sometimes when I'm by myself I say out loud, "BarTHelona" and giggle at that lispy accent they have. ah shit, I have fun...
Posted at: Thu Nov 12 20:03:37
RobSchrab OOPS THE 4TH! @Rob Schrab My finger slipped. The Sarah Silverman Program starts on the 4th not the 14th!!!
Posted at: Wed Nov 11 22:41:07
RT: @RobSchrab RT: @porksmith SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM STARTS FEB 14TH! http://twitpic.com/iovst
Posted at: Wed Nov 11 21:39:33
I just met Bridgette -- the sweetest dog w the toothiest grin http://twitpic.com/p5dl5
Posted at: Wed Nov 11 21:13:55
When it came out that Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter he must have been all, "Ya I'm gonna need2 go ahead&play Mandela now"
Posted at: Wed Nov 11 03:00:04
I really hate you right now, lower back. I only just want to be able to walk & stand & sit. U don't have to be a dick about it.
Posted at: Wed Nov 11 02:49:18
Dustin Hoffman TOOTSIE screen test, yo.http://bit.ly/Nsfwl
Posted at: Tue Nov 10 05:34:31
There should be a "Trite &Unoriginal" fine given to all reviewers who employ the phrase "there's no THERE there."
Posted at: Mon Nov 09 23:53:09
Its been a good year for movies, but PRECIOUS wins it all. Holy shitsky. You will lose so much water weight out your eyeholes.
Posted at: Sat Nov 07 09:24:29
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