Sarah Silverman Twitter
SarahKSilverman Followers: 2,948,072Location: Palestinian Territories
Bio: We\'re all just molecules, Cutie.
I wish there was a bat-signal that let Phil Donahue know we needed him.
Posted at: Mon May 28 00:22:04
People who angrily point their fingers are talking about themselves
Posted at: Sun May 27 05:19:06
Seeing Peter Scolari's penis made me realize that we're all human animals made of molecules
Posted at: Sat May 26 00:00:51
Insane show in Chicago w @reggiewatts @marcmaron @nerdist @natashaleggero & me 6/16 http://t.co/LPmdO5Ed
Posted at: Fri May 25 20:03:47
Oh boy RT @laughspincom Yay! #TakeThisWaltz w/ Michelle Williams, Seth Rogen & @SarahKSilverman avail Fri through VOD http://t.co/f2Rsoa0f
Posted at: Thu May 24 22:04:03
RT @kyledunnigan It's very simple Ricki, we're all in a contest where the winner gets to fuck your mom. #bachelorette
Posted at: Thu May 24 08:19:00
It all depends on what you believe but the question remains: When does (a woman's) life begin?
Posted at: Thu May 24 03:11:01
3 summer shows:
6/23: http://t.co/s3Ib7TZx – Saratoga, CA
7/6: http://t.co/D2mZx9T2 - Foxwoods
7/7: http://t.co/YWl3b6iv – Atlantic City
Posted at: Wed May 23 02:24:37
gonna go the other way with it & live for your sins
Posted at: Wed May 23 02:18:57
My vagina has off-beat good looks
Posted at: Mon May 21 21:21:36
This Thurs at @largolosangeles SARAH & FRIENDS w @billburr @ToddGlass @kyledunnigan Brian Moses& Me
Posted at: Mon May 21 18:50:58
Loving the Celebrity Apprentice finale! May the best power-bottom win!!
Posted at: Mon May 21 05:10:04
RIP Robin Gibb. Wish I had gotten that message to him to hold on.
Posted at: Mon May 21 04:16:54
Thats ok doll I'm not for everyone RT @shapdogg @SarahKSilverman breitbart website kooks talking poop about u & ur tea party westboro tweet
Posted at: Fri May 18 08:18:35
Texted my beau this pic of my outfit & this was his response http://t.co/ls6pDSwH
Posted at: Fri May 18 06:19:54
It's not my fault if my hair looks better dirty. God obvs has a plan.
Posted at: Thu May 17 06:01:59
Hi @adamsbaldwin, I agree I'm crude but I also love America. U & I disagree but I like our common ground: we both give a shit
xo
Posted at: Thu May 17 03:24:55
The Tea Party really is just a cunt hair away from being the Westboro Baptist Church
-Maya Angelou
Posted at: Thu May 17 00:36:56
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