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'Nurse Jackie' 'Rat Falls' Recap April 27, 2011

April 28th, 2011 10:37am EDT
Nurse Jackie
Is Zoey going a little loony? Jackie can’t understand why Zoey is getting so upset over some regular visitors to the ER, and then can’t understand why Eddie is texting Tunie. Hang on – maybe Jackie is the one getting a little loony! Jackie warns Eddie that Tunie was up half the night, hacking in to her ex-boyfriend, the pilot’s, email. But go for it, if that’s what you want. He offers her valium, to take the edge off. “There is no edge,” she says, then races off to where she’s hidden the last of her private stash, in a ceiling tile in an unused office.

The stash, the last of the pills she...
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'Mike & Molly' 1x07 Recap: 'After The Lovin''

November 3rd, 2010 11:56am EDT
MaM
After spending the entire weekend with Mike, Molly finally returns home, only to be greeted by Joyce and Victoria, who are desperate for details. Apparently, 'we had a very nice time' doesn't cut it, and poor Molly gets dragged into answering more questions that she ever wanted to.

Mike is on cloud nine after his weekend, and he can't wait to share it with the world- starting of course with Carl's grandma. She's absolutely thrilled for him, happy that Mike is finally doing so well. Carl is just glad that Mike "finally did the nasty". His grandma warns Mike that he needs to show Molly how...
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'Mike And Molly' Recap 1x05: 'Carl Gets Jealous'

October 20th, 2010 10:13am EDT
MaM Carl
Carl has noticed some changes in Mike since he's been dating Molly; he's wearing a bit of cologne, using new words- Molly's been trying to introduce a bit of culture into his life. The night before they attended the symphony, which is apparently a great place to catch a nap. Carl is worried that Mike is completely whipped and that all these changes are going to turn him into a different person, but Mike tells him that he's being ridiculous,he's always going to be his own person- in fact, he's already told Molly that he has other plans and isn't going to see her that night. Carl approves, un...
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'Mike And Molly' 1x04 Recap: 'Mike's Not Ready'

October 12th, 2010 1:05pm EDT
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Mike walks Molly back to her door after an evening at the movies. Molly is laughing about him pulling his badge on someone who was talking through the film- which Mike admits was actually a peppermint patty. Molly is charmed, and invites Molly to come in for a little while- her mom is at a pole dancing class at the senior center and Victoria is out doing who-knows-what they'd have the place to themselves. She kisses Mike, obviously hoping to take things a little bit further, but Mike claims that he has an early morning and leaves Molly disappointed at her doorstep.

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'Mike And Molly' 1x03 Recap: 'First Kiss'

October 5th, 2010 9:17am EDT
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It seems like every episode opens with Mike and Carl at the diner, and this time Carl notices that Mike's lost some weight. Mike's feeling much better, health-wise- he's not dieting, but has learned to control his portions. More jokes are made about his weight when Samuel acts unbelieving at Mike's unusually small order.

Mike's planning on asking Molly out that night, but Carl tells him that you should never ask a girl out on the same night you call her. Mike doesn't really care too much about what he says, and is planning on impressing her with his bowling skills. Carl teases him about be...
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'Mike And Molly' Recap: 'First Date'

September 28th, 2010 9:52am EDT
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Aright Mike and Molly, here's hoping you aren't as painful to watch as last week.

The episode picks up (in what I'm guessing is going to end up a regular spot) at the diner. Poor Mike, still trying to eat healthy, has the waiter pour his diet shake into a fancy glass, hoping to trick his mind into thinking he's actually eating something that tastes decent. He tells Carl about finally getting a date with Molly, and the two of them end up stumped on what he should wear.

Carl gives him some (terrible) dating advice, including "bad boys get the yum-yum." Mike's not entirely for it, believing ...
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'Mike And Molly' Recap: 1x01, 'Pilot'

September 21st, 2010 9:47am EDT
McCarthy, Gardell
It can't be easy writing a comedy about two people meeting in Overeaters Anonymous and falling in love; a show like that is something that takes a skilled writer who is able to take unlikely characters and make them starring love interests, while not always falling back on the easy and horribly obvious fat jokes. Unfortunately, "Mike and Molly" wasn't able to get those writers, and we're left watching as fat jokes were tossed back-and-forth faster than our eyes could roll.

We're introduced to Mike, an overweight cop who would just like to lose a few pounds. He and his partner Carl are hang...
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Slideshow: This Week's Celebrity Cougars

May 2nd, 2009 11:50am EDT
Ann Archer
These ladies are in their 40s, 50s & 60s and boy do they look good. They stepped out this week for various star-studded events looking very svelte, in our opinion.

What do you think of the over-40-and-fabulous set? Let us know in the comments!

Jennifer Coolidge (45)

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Anne Archer (58)

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Kathie Lee Gifford (55)

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'Pushing Daisies' Season One: Redefining the Word 'Charming'

January 15th, 2008 10:46am EST
Pushing Daisies
My dear sweet Pushing Daisies, you left us far to soon. One might say the strike has caused you to be...pushing daisies! Oh that was clever. Bad puns aside, we're left without new episodes of one of this season's best new offerings. Even though it barely had time to hop off its training wheels, let's take a look at this modern-day fairy tale.

Wait, so Ned can make zombies?

Not exactly. Ned (Lee Pace) has the ability to bring the dead back to life. The catch is that if they are alive for more than one minute someone else dies in their place. Oh and if he touches them again they die...
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Capsule Reviews Of Broadcast Networks' Five New Series Premiering The Week Of Oct. 1

September 29th, 2007 9:49am EDT
Aliens In America
Five new prime-time TV series premiere the week of Monday, Oct. 1 (all times Eastern):

''Aliens in America''

What: A sitcom that mines humor from the miseries of adolescence as well as America's post-9/11 anxiety.

Where: The CW

When: Mondays at 8:30 p.m.

Who: Dan Byrd, Adhir Kalyan, Amy Pietz, Lindsey Shaw, Scott Patterson.

Why: As a reminder that everyone is alienated from some group - until they connect.

How: Justin Tolchuck (Byrd) is a sweet, bright kid who happens to be a social pariah at his Wisconsin high school. So his mom (Pietz) and dad (Patterson...
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Celebrity Birthdays, September 6

September 6th, 2007 3:00am EDT
Roger Waters
Happy Birthday to WWE wrestler Jillian Hall (1980), rapper Foxy Brown (1979), "7th Heaven" actress Sarah Danielle Madison (1974), actor Justin Whalin (1974), The Cardigans singer Nina Persson (1974), Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan (1971), singer Ce Ce Peniston (1969), "White Men Can't Jump" actress Rosie Perez (1964), A-Ha guitarist Pal Waaktaar (1961), "Spaceballs" actor Michael Winslow (1958), 'redneck' comedian Jeff Foxworthy (1958), "Third Rock From The Sun" actress Jane Curtin (1947), actress Swoosie Kurtz (1944), Pink Floyd bassist/singer/songwriter Roger Waters (1943), country ...
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Celebrity Birthdays, September 6

September 6th, 2006 3:00am EDT
Roger Waters
Happy Birthday to WWE wrestler Jillian Hall (1980), rapper Foxy Brown (1979), "7th Heaven" actress Sarah Danielle Madison (1974), actor Justin Whalin (1974), The Cardigans singer Nina Persson (1974), Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan (1971), singer Ce Ce Peniston (1969), "White Men Can't Jump" actress Rosie Perez (1964), A-Ha guitarist Pal Waaktaar (1961), "Spaceballs" actor Michael Winslow (1958), 'redneck' comedian Jeff Foxworthy (1958), "Third Rock From The Sun" actress Jane Curtin (1947), actress Swoosie Kurtz (1944), Pink Floyd bassist/singer/songwriter Roger Waters (1943), country ...
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