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Bio: Actor/Singer/Writer/Comedian/Mother of Two as yet Unashamed Children/12-Time Crossword Clue

I am really rockin' my @VirginAmerica headphones. And GUESS WHAT?! I gotta Pop Phone too, Muthafucka! Watch me get a call n' SWITCH!!!

@RJ_RedneckJedi Please clarify: Do you mistakenly think I'm an Internet Commenter, or are you being rude?

In hell, all the Internet Commenters have to sit in a big circle, hold hands and share their most private, embarrassing story.

Commedia dell'arte has always caused me to waffle between irritation and pants-crapping terror.

Seriously if Twitter had existed in the 80's, there is absolutely no question I would flunked out of high school.

In 20 years, my kids will have grown & left me - sad&proud. Then, after that, if I step on a single raisin, I'm gonna Go Off on my husband.

@oscarsenhunter u r super kind. Thanks :)

I'm having such a fun coffee with my super close computer friend Siri & all these jealous assholes at this cafe keep staring at me.

The worst part about waiting at the DMV is overhearing everyone waiting at the DMV talking about how the wait at the DMV could be improved.

Hey! @TVGMRob will be moderating a @SAGFoundation discussion w/me on 5/31 so come on down, TV lovers!

Gettin' my face on for the DMV! Lic renewal pic will feature a black eye and lipstick outside the lines just to screw with Officers' heads!

@forelif3 I'll be doing the Thursday show May 31!

Whoever invented Toilet Paper Holders with springs was a real prick.

@andersoncooper @Anderson Does this include the Wine Table at Birthday parties? Discuss.

@BrianDBradley Jealous.

Why do people RT FF's? Aren't their F's already F'ing? Are they worried their F's aren't F,'ing anymore? Or they fear unfriendly F's? WTF

FF @Sonorachase - she'll get your back.