"I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay. That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer than Liberace in 1972." Entourage star Jeremy Piven jokes about the reason why he's single. "My husband's plan is to dress up in drag, and we'll go to some hot club and just start making out. People will think I'm making out with some crazy lesbian girl." The Shield beauty Paula Garces has devised a plan to get herself into the newspapers.

School's starting and the boys are hot and ready for a new crop of girls. At South Beach University, Gloria (Paula Garces, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle) and her naive freshman friends join a whirlwind tour where anything goes - free love, girl on girl action and much more. Life becomes a series of hilarious adventures from condom roundups to naked parties. But when Victoria (Paris Hilton, The Simple Life), the queen of mean, declares war on the freshman, things really get hot.