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It wouldn't be summer without that NY garbage smell.

Hopefully, upgraded to Quilt.

Where will Blanket be in ten years?

PSA: Ben & Jerry have a new flavor: Mission to Marzipan. IT'S AMAZING.

Oh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.

See, Apple FINALLY made the trackpad a tablet! TOLD YOU IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

Even though it's almost over, May the 4th be with you!

Why can't I doodle on my trackpad with a pen thing? I like drawing giants penises on Jon Stewart. Apple- Doodleytrackpad! Stat!

I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we're not shallow, but please, Britain, do something with Susan Boyle's eyebrows.

I may have lost a chocolate bunny somewhere in this bed...Don't judge me.

It's so nice out. It almost makes me want to go for a walk.Almost.

Let's put our cards on the table: I dutch oven you -hilarious. You dutch oven me -I barf in the bed.

Amos probably didn't start out Famous, but with cookies this good, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Am I eating a Caramello bar for lunch? Yes. Yes I am.

What does Monica Lewinski say to her new boyfriend? "It's close, but it's no cigar."

I like my men like my peanut butter: chunky.

Are Eggrolls just Chinese Hotpockets?

I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore.

I'm not ashamed to admit this can of cheetos has been rolling around my desk drawer since 2006. And they're still good.

I love the happy laundry day accident of putting on what you think is unmatching, and then realizing you look more stylish than usual.