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Old guy in line at CVS: "What happened to last year's Sexiest Man Alive? Did he die?"

@JennyfromMTV What about Helga?!

"iMercutio" RT @listentolorene Pitch of the day: "Hamlet Montamlet". By day, he's the Prince of Denmark. By night, he's a famous pop star.

@louisvirtel Do you mean Phinn? (sigh)

@Curt_Sobolewski Will do!

@20s_30s_40s I'm not sure. I was the "middle writer," so probably only few things remain in the shooting script. Excited for Cher, though!

@RogueReverend Forgive me?

@louisvirtel @listentolorene See, the internet makes me feel like Jason Patric. I know I'm doing something wrong, but I just can't stop.

I just downed two bottles in 10 minutes. Nothing. Oh, to be 14 again.

@steveagee It's all my sister-in-law has! Desperate times.

I am really having to pound this "hard" lemonade to get a buzz. They need to make a Diamond-Hard Cirrhosis Edition for people like me.

@louisvirtel Sad-brizzio Moretti.

My 12-year-old nephew wrote a paper on Jennifer's Body for school. Catholic school.

@Showbiz_Pizza His dismissal line at each elimination would be "Sorry, but our relationship is a wash."

"Delta of Venus," a late-night premium cable series starring Delta Burke as a sexually adventurous older woman. #tvshowpunnames

@HadTheMovie Yes, and I love that damned song too!

@louisvirtel @guybranum Re: TOP CHUB. Don't get too excited. In Lemont, that probably means he's into high-quality smoked fish.

@melissasbath Easy. I'd love to help!

@randomblackrain Hi! Nice to see you here.