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@sithlet I totally did. Congratulations, and may The Force be with you both, always.

Nicolas Cage has a FEVER and the only cure is more pachinko http://bit.ly/7D2K5U

http://twitpic.com/revv3 - I made espresso and put it in a shot glass. It looks like Leprechaun Guinness!

@neilhimself You're a 21st Century Christopher Marlowe!

Very powerful essay about domestic violence, written by Patrick Stewart, in the Guardian: http://bit.ly/75AZpu

My saving throws vs. food coma are becoming increasingly more diffizzzzzz

Hey, everyone? Thank you for being so nice to me. Have a wonderful day, whether you're doing the Thanksgiving thing, or not. :)

SUCCESS! Oh Melora be praised, the summoning was an incredible, delicious, critical success. (I was worried about the wine:juice ratio)

This spell to polymorph cranberries into a delicious cranberry/orange/wine sauce may be above my caster level.

Ha! I rolled a 19 on my Shopping throw. How's that, Grocery Store? Does 19 work for you?

OMG I have to go to the grocery store. If I don't come back, avenge my death.

Listen, Beatles Rock Band: When I sing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds like @WilliamShatner, it isn't "messy". It's AWESOME.

@dcurtisj SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

@dcurtisj Psst - add handfuls of minions and watch them fall. SWEEP THE LEG DAN! NO MERCY!

@feliciaday Dude! You successfully polymorphed a pumpkin into a pie! You can totally be in my piemasters guild, now!

@warrenellis Chloroform tastes like secrets and fun. Just get in the fucking van and quit crying.

I hear that the Ed Hardy Cabernet is offered in a douche flight with Sideways Hat Chardonnay and Popped Collar Pinot Noir.

http://twitpic.com/qx5zd - Seriously?