This week's episode of Gossip Girl felt more like a Valentine's Day Massacre, rather than Thanksgiving dinner. Cupid's arrows were flying every which direction, ensuring that trouble was cooking alongside the turkey.

It was time for Gossip Girl's very own Little J (Taylor Momsen) to prove herself to society's finest. Cotillion was upon the Upper East Side, and Jenny was struggling to find an escort to match her queen standards.

Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford) must have been missing from the Gossip Girl universe because he was super busy working on his cousin, Tripp's (Aaron Tveit), congressional election.

Gossip Girl was ready to put everyone in the Halloween spirit with a full basket of tricks and treats to go around. Chuck (Ed Westwick) needed to seduce new clients to his hotel

Gossip Girl needs to learn that the old way of doing things just isn't cutting it anymore. Storylines keep repeating themselves week to week and they aren't improving.

While wedding season may be behind us, Gossip Girl tried to bring some ceremonial bliss to the Upper East Side. But, first things first, there was some relationship drama

Gossip Girl went to the movies this week. And while I'll give our favorite Upper East Siders two thumbs up for their "star-studded" attempt and their amusing self-referential nature,

This week Gossip Girl proved the sad fact that even when you think people have changed, they probably haven't. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) was still out to destroy Blair

Gossip Girl went back to school this week, but they're not at Constance anymore…despite what Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) may think.

Last season Gossip Girl promised a pre-college clean slate to the Upper East Siders, but of course, that didn't keep them quiet over the summer.