ThatKevinSmith Followers: 1,540,457
Location: Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Bio: It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man\'s balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Via @BazTinkOTheRink "No SMod last few weeks. chances this week?" High. NEW SMODCAST TONIGHT! SMODCAST 99! And SMod 100 ready for next week.

Via @stevecic "if SNL's willing to air the January Jones episode they'd be lucky to get you." That Wiig Dairy Queen sketch was really funny.

Via @WonderBros_Matt "Cool Clerks Painting at http://www.wonderbros.com/ " Truth in advertising: it IS cool! Where the Wild Clerks Are. Thx!

Via @DOCWASH "is SNL scared your writing will be better?" Doubtful: I imagine I'm not famous enough. But it's cool: I'm happy where I am.

Via @JustNed "will join @NHLDevils soon as u mention @pghpenguins" I don't negotiate with terrorists. But all love for Zack and Miri's team.

Via @the_josh_brown "11 Red Wings cups to your Devils 3" Rockies become Devs in 82. Wings is original six team; they should have more Cups.

Via @brianl1107 "go host SNL to promote 'dicks'..the jokes are writing themselves" a) SNL would never have me on. b) Tracy'll be doing it.

Via @cephalicmartyr "Sorry about your devils losing to my red wings" What paper do YOU read, sir? @NHLDevils won in shootout. So did Oilers.

Via @RichiePalmer "I own mulberry street pizza in beverly hills. Just as good as back east." He's not shitting: best NY-like pizza in L.A.

Via @ebertchicago "Judd Apatow, born this day in 1947, http://bit.ly/6lGDDg " 1967, sir; not 1947. He's not the 62 Year Old Virgin.

Check yer facts, Sharpe. There's nothing this this @NHL_Oilers article about my assist: http://oilers.nhl.com/club/recap.htm?id=2009020414

Via @gotbeatup "Shouldnt it be 95 followers to support the 95 team?" You have the sole (BABY ETERNITY!) of a poet, sir. 95 new Advocates.

We're over the halfway mark: 58 new Devils Advocates are following @NHLDevils in honor of: http://tinyurl.com/thepucklookslikeabeachball

Via @chrisjamessauve "Toronto doesn't have an NHL team." Ooo, sick burn. One day soon, the Leafs are gonna stop falling and rake in a Cup.

Via @the_araiza "thinking leaving film school due 2 financial reasons. advice" You'll be fine (I dropped out of film school & made CLERKS).

34 new Devils' Advocates following @NHLDevils. 66 to go. Hardest working, least-appreciated team in the League. True New Jerseyans.

Via @ThadOchocinco "Phoenix Coyotes. Move them back to Canada." And let's give Winnipeg a team back. Quebec, too. Then, patient Hamilton.

25 new Devils Advocates following @NHLDevils! Nice! 75 more and we've accomplished something without leaving our hovels!

Via @Cedric34 "seriously, what team do you think should be moved or disapear?" Tough call, and glad I don't have to make it. Bottom five?

Via @russwillis "Movie Geek Alert: coffee shop in #ZAMMAP is the same as the one in Role Models." We made ours in Pittsburgh. They shot L.A.