A 2006 diary entry by my kid Harley. 8 years later to the day, she and Lily were shooting #YogaHosers. Life is so weird...
Monday 26th of January 2015 01:15:16 PM
I went to Sundance yesterday to see "Misery Loves Comedy" a documentary by Kevin Pollak. Lisa Kudrow and I are just 2 of 60 people interviewed in Pollak's really compelling study of funnier people than me. See it when you can.
Saturday 24th of January 2015 08:08:28 PM
These are not the droids you're looking for... Unless you wanna own this rebellious t-shirt for only $10! Go to ShirtPunch! Sale ends tonite.
Friday 23rd of January 2015 10:08:13 AM
Harley and Cinnamon. There is no truer love in this world than the unconditional love a 15 year old girl has for a big-ass bunny.
Friday 23rd of January 2015 12:15:09 AM
A young me at Sundance with Clerks in '94. Going back tomorrow to see Kevin Pollak's documentary "Misery Loves Comedy".
Thursday 22nd of January 2015 04:25:38 PM
RANDAL'S GOT A BLANK SPACE. SO WRITE A NAME.
The female lead in CLERKS III can be anywhere from 30 to 45 years old. I have ideas for the role but I'm curious to hear YOUR thoughts. So - even though you know nothing about the story or the character other than an age range, I ask you: when Randal Graves meets his match... who can it be? Suggestion box open... NOW!
Wednesday 21st of January 2015 02:31:49 PM
In the 1984 Ratt song Round and Round, the singer belts out the lyrics "What comes around goes around. I'll tell you why." But for the rest of the song, he never DOES tell us why. So... I'm looking for some punitive damages out of this 31 year old false promise: I'm thinking of putting together a class action lawsuit against the music industry. Who's with me? And what other songs should we list as lies?
Wednesday 21st of January 2015 12:24:35 PM
I watched the State of the Union address last night. Thought more than once "I wish they'd talk less about governance and more about Star Wars. Or Batman. Or Ultron." So I imagined a State of the Union address in which the President declared that Batman was the new Secretary of Defense and America was going to war in the stars against Ultron. And in my version, you better believe BOTH parties stood up and applauded the fuck out of that shit...
Wednesday 21st of January 2015 03:09:37 AM
When I was a kid, my old man would sing along to his records to relax. Perhaps not surprisingly, I find myself doing the same thing at age 44. Dad used to pork my Mom to relax as well, but I don't do that. Pork my Mom, that is; I pork my own wife, Jen. Well, technically, she porks me. Regardless, my point was that I'm kinda like my Dad. Except in the Mom-porking department.
Tuesday 20th of January 2015 02:56:55 PM
MAKE ME YOUR BOY-TOY AND PLAY WITH ME!
Bluntman & Chronic and CockKnocker figures are now in stores! In 2001 when we were shooting STRIKE BACK, my parents were on set for the CockKnocker Blunt-Saber battle. This meant they got to see their youngest child and life-long Star Wars fan sword fight with Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill. Between takes, my Mom observed to Mark "When he was a little boy, Kevin used to play with your action figure. And watching you two today, it's like nothing's changed." To which Mark said "The figure just got a little bigger." Well, it may have shrunk again, but I'm still gonna pull Mark's latest action figure out of the packaging and play with him just like I did as a kid. And that is the TRUE circle of life - disregard what you've been told by Disney.
Tuesday 20th of January 2015 12:25:51 PM
Just in time for the new season in February, MiniMates presents Comic Book Men figures! Gals! Carry Ming around in your purse! Guys! Stick Kev up your ass!
Monday 19th of January 2015 01:06:38 PM
Nothing particularly amazing happening in my life today. Nevertheless, I'm blasting 80's music and feeling grateful just to be above ground. Shit's good up here.
Saturday 17th of January 2015 02:38:39 PM
Me & Harley. My wife swears this kid is mine, but I just don't see any real resemblance whatsoever. I think a paternity test is called for...
Friday 16th of January 2015 01:33:44 PM
Eons from now, our descendants living on the moon will laugh at our almost primitive inability to get THE LEGO MOVIE nominated for Best Animated Film.
Thursday 15th of January 2015 05:09:48 PM
SNOOTCH TO THE NARF!
Wednesday 14th of January 2015 06:48:48 PM
Is this a) the world's oldest paperboy, b) a Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie, or c) someone whose wife won't touch him again until his beard grows back? (Had to shave again for #YogaHosers; beard will return in 2 weeks.)
Tuesday 13th of January 2015 03:40:41 PM
Getting made up by Bob Kurtzman for #YogaHosers green screen today. This is just Stage 1 of a multi-piece prosthetic head.
Monday 12th of January 2015 05:25:34 PM
Shaving my beard again for the last day of our #YogaHosers green screen shoot. Jay is shooting a video so we'll share it tomorrow.
Sunday 11th of January 2015 02:42:48 PM
30 years ago, I was a high school freshman who wore hockey jerseys and shorts and obsessed over movies. I'm so glad I grew out of all that...
Saturday 10th of January 2015 04:57:25 AM