Bob Saget Twitter
bobsaget Followers: 1,412,622Location: los angeles
Bio: I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Anybody wanna buy a garden gnome? http://t.co/i5bslQ0z
Posted at: Tue Feb 14 01:27:43
When people are comfortable in a relationship for a long time, they eventually start to gnat-pick each other. http://t.co/qF1HE27K
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 19:56:16
These are the shittiest guitar picks I've ever had. http://t.co/WDZfHQzO
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 03:53:09
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 01:15:56
I'm thankful Twitter exists, cause some people have no one to bitch to.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 20:18:37
Thanks, decided on artificial plant for my mom. Got her one 4' tall, green, stands in a corner in her bedroom. Basically recreated my dad.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 18:44:07
My mom's 87th birthday comes up next week and she specifically wants a "4 ft. high artificial plant in a really nice pot." Any suggestions?
Posted at: Wed Feb 08 19:29:18
I once knew a girl who had this on her tramp stamp. http://t.co/E2muMkPZ
Posted at: Tue Feb 07 04:45:38
It only takes me four hours now to unwind from one hour of standup. #babysteps
Posted at: Fri Feb 03 07:18:36
In my haircutter's chair again and this is next to me. If he picks it up I'm outta here. http://t.co/1qUFwvVH
Posted at: Wed Jan 25 20:20:15
Alright, I'm just gonna ask one more time, "Who left the turtle in the dryer since Christmas?" http://t.co/t4dsVvaT
Posted at: Mon Jan 09 03:23:18
I have the ultimate respect for establishments who keep their toilets on lockdown. http://t.co/CA8eaJTz
Posted at: Tue Jan 03 02:34:12
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...
Posted at: Sun Jan 01 15:10:16
Wishing you all a happy and healthy New Year. May you enjoy tweeting in 2012 more than you did last year and may you never run out of char--
Posted at: Sat Dec 31 23:52:45
When people type LOL are they ever laughing out loud? Or just smiling. Perhaps people should type SOL. Oh wait, that's shit outta luck.
Posted at: Wed Dec 28 03:10:52
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